Hi all
I am a 67 year old gamer who has played my way through Balders Gate, Might and Magic 5, 6 ,7 8 and nine, Diablo 1&2. and various others.
I bought and tried to play Morrowind but could not get it to run for more than a few minutes it just ate all my memory.
When a friend suggested I try Oblivion, I was able to borrow a friends copy as he did not like it.
What a game!!!. I became totally immersed. A big thanks to all you modders who make this game so enjoyable.
I apologise for a recent post. I did not include the mod name that I was having trouble with(Ghost house). I have since found the answer and finished the quest.

Welcome Knightwraith, and you aren't alone. Besides me, Kthulhu, Hastur and some maiar there are others ancient ones here. And even the news and new old ones I'm certain will show up to bring you the must needed pieces of madness.

Above all beware some strange dishes you can be confronted, but everything will be clear in no time.

Good luck, Mehrunes Dagon knows you will need it.

Welcome, Us old farts need to make our presence known.

Again welcome, enjoy your time with us.

Buddah

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Welcome to the forums, we have few 'isms' here except perhaps a slight leaning towards insanism (in moderation of course).

Gaming for those over 60 increases hand/eye co-ordination, keeps the brain active and gets you from under partners feet (where appropriate). I think it's the same for under 10s as well except for the last part.

For 11-30 it keeps the mind off sex (or the lack of it), and 30-60 it is an escape fom making money (or failing to).

In fact - basically - there is no age unsuitable.

No doubt soon it will be pre-natal or even virtually pre-conception.

Hmmm.

I must have a thing for you old effers!


Be welcome by Lisnpuppy, Goddess of the Nexus and Queen of the Snow Arena. If you don't belive me just ask Buddah. Assuming he hasn't already gotten the memory loss at his advanced age and forgotten who I am.
<smirk>

Have fun!

Now I'll assure including Buddah among the Grand Old Ones.
Hmmm, he was already... Is my memory failing me?
Never mind, I feel good knowing I'm not alone

Edit: GOO... just now I perceived: I hope this is not something very very bad
To be in the sure side is better we being the Gand Old Ones Department

I think I can give ya a special prize! Here's a special set of my fine crafted knights armor!



Welcome to the forums!

You may be 67, but you're never too old to have fun! Anyway, this is a thing I do for newbies. Only I equip them with the finest tools of chaos, or that may be most of us are INSANE

It's like how The Terminator will distribute fishysticks.

Jojo man will also explain the ten commandments of the nexus.

Marcus Wolfe will explain the rest 11-15 if he yet does.

Even if there are rules like "Never mention Cthulhu, to do so is to invoke the Golden Touch of Death", I prepare my golden hand, oh the joy!

Ignore most of these rules and have fun!

DONT IGNORE THE GODDESS

Hmmm... well, I normally don't do this, but you may have a choice of what you want.

My delicious SPAM, or a deadly Vell-Os Dart.

Take your pick:


SPAM



Dart

take the dart
the spam is older then dirt and more poisonous and deadly then the dart

Except that too I suppose. Lisnpuppy is the queen of the nexus, and the snow arena. Although, I do not envy you in any way, but kungfubellydancer would be pretty pissed if she found out you took the nexus queen position. My recommendation though, is to stick with the snow arena goddess title if you want a powerful reputation for yourself.

Above all, do not mention the foul name of Cthulhu in my presence. If you do, that will incur his(me) wrath, and will be punishable by the golden touch of death. So don't mess with this God king!

lol, I'm not really a King of Gods on this forum, but I prefer my title to be so thereof my char in Oblivion is forever immortal to anything no matter what, and can not be banished by inferior beings. I laugh at lesser mortals with my godly mates. I could imagine HALOGOD454 and Ent 148 trying to 'destroy' my char, but they will never learn his power.

My story said, but DON'T IGNORE THE THREE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS!!

so basically you are syaing i should give up on my ritual to summon tentacle face ?

Are you kidding? I AM tentacle face!

mr jones
mr thlu
so nice to finally have the chance to meet you
what you say im gonna die ?
wel fair enough

Welcome Knightwraith, to our little slice of insanity. Enjoy your stay.

-T-