OK, this is for those of you with too much time on your hands (I know you're out there!).
The assignment is to come up with a step-by-step plan from the start of the game to defeating Dagoth Ur in as little (real) time as possible. Then execute it and time yourself. Keep meticulous records including race/class/etc. No mods (except ones that are irrelevant to your plan), cheats, or killing Vivec. Anything else is fair game, including doing quests before you have "gotten" them, when it is possible. You must use the current patches.
I don't think I have time to test all these, so unless someone else volunteers we can't offically declare a winner (except maybe a winner for clearest and most detailed plan). Still it could be interesting to see what people's strategies are.