Hello, I'm from New Zealand, and I've bem a fan of gaming for ages mow. I'd have to put the elder scrolls series as my all time favourite, followed closely by the final fantasy sereis. I'm quite keen on learning how to mod for Morrowing and perhaps oblvion too, To give something back to the modding community that has given me so much joy over the past little while. This looks like a great place, I know I'll have fun here

Let me be the first to welcome you to the NEXUS! I feel obigated to inform you that we may not be the sanest group on the net. And we ask that you adopt:

The Ten Commandments of Nexus

1) NEVER mention Cthulhu. To do so is to invoke 'The Golden Touch of Death' from Lord Slythers Golden hand.
2) NEVER demean the The_Terminators fishy-sticks.
3) Fear the grues
4)Don't feed Bob(You'll see him eventually, I'm sure)
5)Worship Lisnpuppy, Queen of the Snow Arena and Goddess of the NEXUS(or suffer disembowelment)
6) Have SPAM and don't Fun!(Accept SPAM only from Gman)
7) Kneel before the awesome might of.....Freddy's Accordian.
NEVER attempt to encourage sanity
9)Praise the Pies!!!
and last but not least
10) Embrace the insanity( for you shall see little of anything else )


Now when people refuse to accept and adhere to all commandments, it tends to give me a headache. And to cure my headaches I usually resort to high-caliber, armor-piercing pain pills to cure them:

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Welcome again!

Greetings Amorant from Lisnpuppy, Goddess of the Nexus and Queen of the SNow Arena.

Be welcome, have spam, fun and all that rot!

(you will understand soon enough!)

Welcome! Without further ado, here's you complimentary wraith!

I believe you have not been informed of

commandments 11-15:

11. To insult wolves is to invoke a fimbulwinter upon thy house, especially in a thread a certain somebody might read.

12. Although not an endangered species, Canadians are not to be hunted, trapped, shot, harvested, captured or introduced to captivity until further notice.

13. Yes, people from outside your country will post on these forums. Deal with it.

14. Speak not of Ninjalord or Peregrine the Bird from Hell.

15. Always know what you're talking about before you say anything.

Welcome to the Forums.

A big htanks to all. Comandments noted and understod. Fo what fun is sanity? Tis but a cloke for the sences. Thanks for the complimentary wraith, and Hail to the queen of the ice arena!

Welcome to The Forums!

Here's your FREE can of SPAM (you should only have my SPAM ) :




Enjoy!

Wait, he gets a wraith? Why don't I get a wraith? (((While Newt is sulking, I'll welcome you to the forums. Don't feed Bob(me) and have fun. All insanity is good.)))

thank you both,

oh! and here is Avis Demonicus, he is hell itself in avian form! :O

Hello there. Insanity is all very well in its place. As long as you remember never be insane in a situation where insanity can lead to long term incarceration, emasculation (if male) or removal of essential privileges - such as access to the internet - you will be fine. Insanity ON the internet is actually normality for the internet, which is a bit of a paradox, eh?

Have fun, don't spam, and never forget to.... whatever it is.

Ah me... insanity just aint what it used to be. Why, when I was a lad.... Had you scared there didn't I!? Nothing more guaranteed to curl the short and whatsits than an old geezer gassing about the bad old days.

Say, Amorant. You giving us the 'bird'?

Despite the potential for 'bird', welcome, Amorant. Enjoy your incar...sojourne.

Nay, giving thee the bird I am not, said bird is far too evil, even colloquially.
Twas mearly a reply to the afore mentioned unmentionable burd comment,

andyway, thanks to you and Malchick