Forgot where I heard this one...

"I like my coffee like I like my women... ground up, and hidden in the back of the freezer."

hahaahahahaahahahaha

Oh that's just weird.

*I Like* "50,000 battered women in America, and I'm still eating mine plain".

...heh....always wondered if it was talking about...um...deep fat frying....

try chocolate syrup,a little raspberry sauce, some whipped cream, sure beats a banana "split"
I like Hot fudge sundaes!

Ehmmmm.....sounds very. eheheheheheheheheheheheheha.....good.....

I like the fact that my Dr. thinks he knows what is wrong with me (besides the obvious people! Har) but I dont like that I have something wrong at all.

Some of us prefer natural flavouring.... ...mmm...honey.....

hmm what are peoples favroute types of coffee? mine is really black coffee or a latte

Col John Sheppard

I am with you there Sister!!!!

As am I, and honey is always good!

Always Dez, honey is good on anything..I like natrual things..!!!!

Jeez....I mention *I Like* natural flavour and honey, and now you babes carry on like you started it. Feh on the lot of you.

Actually I like Mr.Clean with Febreze.


And I like my coffee home-brewed, with Vanilla flavored creamer. (no sugar -- in creamer or in coffee) Sometimes I like to add a shot of Bailey's Irish Creme or Jamaican Rum Creme.

Ooooh the lady has good taste..in coffee additions..

I like honey any time any where

Woo hoo...Bailey's...good stuff !
I've said it before, but....*I Like* Bailey's in chocolate milk, and hot cocoa.

Babes....eh.. ..póg mo thón.....Moz..

Dez is right honey its good any...time, any.....where..

is there someone your not telling us Aeryn?

Col John Sheppard

Which would that be, umm, my wee be of craic with me mate Moz in Irish..
which if he Googles it I will have to duck..
Or my other possibly subtle remark to me other mate Dez ..la
To both I plead..

I like when good news closely follows bad news....and is SO MUCH BETTER than the bad news that I don't even care abou tit anymore! YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...................
But one must always care about tit.. tits up, tits down, arse about tit, and face about tit...arse over tit..important here in Eire..
Ok..feel free to get even with any typos I do, but we Irish like it when someone walks right into one..and I couldn't resist forgive me Sister..

now your on about breasts...this should be marked as a adult only content....

Aeryn333 can you look at the I could give a rats arse topic?

Col John Sheppard

well,that settles tit, I'm happy too!

Umm what do you mean I wrote it, created it, with free venting in all forms alllowed.....I said its all about venting which incl flights of fancy...as well as pain...and good craic to to all..Aye I have read it, I have notifications on.. I am not sure what you mean..I resonded to the pain there, I acknowledged, supported,, in my way, I shared also, what!!!

Humour here now is our way of dealing..
Please explain, I am not sure what you mean me good lad?

We are just having some craic here to lighten things, its the Irish way..
Not one of those colloquialisms I use are actually about breasts..there about well about states one can end up in..eh I can't explain you'd have ta be Irish..
Beside Me fellow Goddess and I can have some good craic with each other, she needed the laugh and so did I..tis amoungst freinds..don't get your knickers in a twist...

Dezi....tits Ok...
tyreil..see rigth now above I am.. arse over tit..

Men and breasts what is it...Irish slang education time.. in this order, though I'll be taking the fun out of it...tits up, you fallen down on your arse.. tits down you fallen on your face..arse about tit, you got it turned around, arse over tit, you just did a back flip excited..about something...or stoked..or had one hell of a fall..depends..tits about arse, you got something backwards..Ok.. no tits where harmed in this translation..

Man! One little typo and you people take it straight to hades in a handbasket! Har HAr! You is MY kinda people...though I am sad no one has mentioned my size D typos. HAR HAR HAR

....heh...sweets to the sweet:
Tel has tisee

I use "tits up"...here, it means: dead/not functioning.

well,thanks for the mamaries!

...heh...and some of you don't have very far to die........

You kill me Dez....Mawhhahahahhahahahahaha!!!!
mamaries, like the corners of my mind
silken honey covered mamaries
of the way we were...
Scattered pictures, (oh Goddess lovely pictures)
Of the smiles left behind....hahahahhahah

Oh Goddess I have gone around the twist..I am in SO much pain tonight forgive me all, I had deal with a busted pipe, I has to move things, that I shoudl not,but what choice alone have I..got in so much pain, I can barely move, so I get silly when I am in this much pain, that its gone beyond bareable.. eh...so all forgive me...
But you walked into that one too..Dez

Ah theres the Mos, I know and love...so you googled it, or did you ask your sweetie pie, tell you what it meant..Where is that sexy thang BTW..
Yeah you'd like that wouldn't you..I should have known better than say that to you, I knew how you take it, so your an arse man...figures..
In Arabic too..I am impressed.!!!!

Mos said..I use "tits up"...here, it means: dead/not functioning.
To funny here we say its buggered up...or its all fecked up now..to mean the same thing. strange how many things you have taken from the old country and buggered up the meaning...ha har

Mos said..heh...and some of you don't have very far to die..
Now that I don't get at all.....That made me pause..for that humour did not seem like humour,please explain..perhaps it was the die thing..

well since he quoted me last,its obviously directed at me...I think, but I don't understand it either Aeryn

Dezi...I think he met...he said that tits up means something is dead. So he said some of you dont have far to die, meaning your tits are up...I guess not saggy?

Actually here in the midatlantic northeast US, we have always used the expression "I don't give a rat's ass", "I couldn't give a rat's ass", "I could give a rat's ass" which are pretty much interchangeable, and "tits up" as in "I came home and found my poor fish tits up" and had to give him a little funeral.

Less often you might hear someone say "that's tits!" which basically means "that rocks", "that's awesome". In the winter it gets "colder than a witch's tit".


Where my family is historically from (after arriving by boat) there are large populations of both german and irish descendants.
The Irish populated first in the 1840s about the time of one of potato famines, and the germans came enmasse at the turn of the century. It's interesting that a lot of the colloquial expressions hung on like they did.

*I Like* knowing some Arabic.
*I Like* being able to write the Arabic script.
*I Like* Marot Saud, who taught me many Arabic things.
*I Like* people that know not all Islamic people are bad.

*I Like* being a bit cryptic in some things I say.
...heh..."tits up"...not much on the sunny side for some of you...heh...
There, that a bit better ?
No ?
...heh....put this in the rat's arse thread and see how it cooks up.

*Poof*

Col John Sheppard

well, ok then...heck,as far as sagging, I'll never have that problem...lol.and as far as up,well,they always are...am I dead?

Dezi said hers are always up....
Gives some people a chance to say "*I Like* that".
...heh.....woo hoo....

nothing but breast talk to finsh the night

Col John Sheppard

I LIKE weighing my "melons" on the fruit scales at Wal-Mart when no one is looking. <snicker>

sounds quite.... interesting

who else weighs there "melons" on scales?

Col John Sheppard

Not going to mention any names, but I know somebody that's sure to enjoy some American beef far better than any Canadian bacon she's had.....
And she's sure to say "*I Like* it." ...heh....

kinda shorts it down

Col John Sheppard

LOL @ Lisnpuppy! When you calculate your weight do you subtract your breasts in your head ? I do! Hahaha

i like Stargate Atlantis

@Myaarad why do you do that haha?

Col John Sheppard

Why ask why?


Anyway, yesterday, my husband took our friends 13 year old crabbing on the boat, so my sister and her husband rode up on their bikes, and we went for cycle ride through the country and back to their house. I love that.

When we got to her house I ate some of her "slamming cookies" -- she's a caterer need I say more? I like that.

I just weighed myself, and I'm up a pound. -dammit. can't say I like that!

6 days until a special 30 year reunion. 7 lbs on my wish list to go. It may be only veggies and water for the next few days! I don't really have to be my high school weight, but I would like that!

liquid diet? sounds drastic

Col John Sheppard

I like a woman who doesn't obsess about her weight (my fiancee weighs around 158, and I happen to find her delightfully cuddly).

What's the big trip with hoping to impress people at a HS class reunion? Most of the bozos I went to HS with, I don't really care if I ever see again.