Hi, my name is Cole, LOOOOOOOOONG Time player of the Elder Scrolls (since I was about 13, I'm 17 now) I got Morrowind when it came out and then got both previous installments coz of Morrowinds excessive drool factor. I got Oblivion on the day it came out and have been playing it ever since.

A little more about me?



Name: Cole Regnum

Age: 17

Sex: Male

Occupation: Student/Childcare Worker

Eyes: Blue/Hazel....they change....its weird.

Hair: A Blond Ponytail XD

Likes: Kids, Oblivion, my hair, James Patterson and Eion Colfer (awesome Authors)

Dislikes: Bullies, School, Teachers....smarmy *******, demanding respect before they earn it.

Phobias: Telletubbies....I'm dead serious, they creep me out.

Other Useless information: I'm Goth, I live in Australia and I work at a Childcare center. Im in my last year of high school. I also LOVE to fight!!! lol. I am also VERY into Metal music, all metal music from classic 80's speed metal right up to Brutal Death Metal. And yes, that includes Dragonforce, IDC what anyone says they are METALCORE!!

And I even uploaded some photos although my hair is WAY longer now and its in a ponytail although it still hangs down at the front. Oh and that really creepy looking one is me with goth makeup and a dark room lol.

My Reason for being on the forum??? To share my Oblivion Screenshots, make some friends, bla bla bla....that and I don't have time for an actual Life lol.

So yeah....thats Me. lol.

Welcome to The Forums!

Here's your FREE can of SPAM (remember, you should only have my SPAM ) :




Enjoy!


jojo man should be along shortly with the "Unofficial Ten Commandments" of the site.


So, your Australian huh? What city do you live in? (my sis was born there, and is currently in Perth).

Welcome to our little slice if insanity Cole. I thought some one was supposed to be handing out pies too, with the spam and the fishysticks and the automatic weapons... Maybe not. Welcome anyways. Enjoy your stay.




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Many happy roos to you. Enjoy the forums. Have fun and don't serve us nasty pink meat out of a can (no matter who supplies it). You may eat it of course if you like that sort of thing.

Greetings from Lisnpuppy, Goddess of the Nexus and Queen of the Snow Arena.

(Lookout for the 10 commandments)

Welcome and have Spam...(and if you have fun too I wont tell anyone!)

Definitely look out for the ten commandants of the nexus. #1 commandment will be of course defy Cthulhu's evvvil presence, because me an him are sworn enemies. He even tries to eat everyone's souls, but good thing I'm there to stop that, otherwise the world would be DOOMED!!

Most of these rules are for fun, so ignore most of them, lol!

Oh, and here's your fresh Apache attack helicopter!



Enjoy!((And encourage the sanity!)) Shut up, Bob! Yeah, don't feed him also. You'll know who he is soon enough.

As for me, it's my graduating year. I'm gonna finish school soon.

Welcome to the Nexus, Cole! If you have any questions, feel free to ask and i'll do my best to help. Now then, since your new here, and you've already seen a reference or two to them, I present:


The Ten Commandments of Nexus

1) NEVER mention Cthulhu. To do so is to invoke 'The Golden Touch of Death' from Lord Slythers Golden hand.
2) NEVER demean the The_Terminators fishy-sticks.
3) Fear the grues
4)Don't feed Bob(You'll see him eventually, I'm sure)
5)Worship Lisnpuppy, Queen of the Snow Arena and Goddess of the NEXUS(or suffer disembowelment)
6) Have SPAM and don't Fun!(Accept SPAM only from Gman)
7) Kneel before the awesome might of.....Freddy's Accordian.
NEVER attempt to encourage sanity
9)Praise the Pies!!!
and last but not least
10) Embrace the insanity( for you shall see little of anything else )

Failure to comply will result in being forcibly subjected to Laser-eye surgery of a very extreme nature:
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Welcome again!

wow, this place is even more nuts than my old forum.


Thanks for all the welcome.....and the dancing bunny....and the spam.....and the attack helicopter.....


And Gman I'm from Newcastle, the other side of Australia, its a coastal city just north of Sydney.

Spam and attack heliocopters from the US citizens.
Wow!
No wonder we are so well loved world wide!
Har Har
I joke people!