Yo greetings from omega I play TES3 Morrowind

Greetings Omega. Welcome to our little slice of insanity. Jojo should be around soon to give you our unofficial commandments, and I'm sure Terminator will be around eventually to give you your fishystick. Enjoy your stay, and if you need anything, ask Lisnuppy



-T-

As do I, omega. As do I......

I play both Morrowind and Oblivion, so here's your M1 Abrams. I don't sell just weaponry, so you all know. Here ya go! It's free of charge!

And boys, GET OUTTA THERE!! That ain't your tank!



Welcome to the Nexus! Enjoy!

Welcome to the Nexus, Omega! If you've any questions feel free to ask and i'll do my best to help. Now then, without further adu:

The Ten Commandments of Nexus

1) NEVER mention Cthulhu. To do so is to invoke 'The Golden Touch of Death' from Lord Slythers Golden hand.
2) NEVER demean the The_Terminators fishy-sticks.
3) Fear the grues
4)Don't feed Bob(You'll see him eventually, I'm sure)
5)Worship Lisnpuppy, Queen of the Snow Arena and Goddess of the NEXUS(or suffer disembowelment)
6) Have SPAM and don't Fun!
7) Kneel before the awesome might of.....Freddy's Accordian.
NEVER attempt to encourage sanity
9)Praise the Pies!!!
and last but not least
10) Embrace the insanity( for you shall see little of anything else )

Failure to comply with all of the above shall result in being fed raw sewage until your stomach turns itself inside-out!

Welcome again!

Oh and Slyther, great new avatar!

Welcome to The Forums!

Here's your FREE can of SPAM (jojo man forgot to mention that you should only have my SPAM ) :




Enjoy!

Thanks, buddy!

Yeah, I thought the flame effect on my char was badass, so I decided to take a pic and snap it for my new avy.

Radical now i need to make a new signature lol!!!!! but for now this one will have 2 do (i dont like 2 use the same forums sigs for each forum encourages... sanity )

Thanodai--

Such sarcasm? I am hurt.

Omega:

Welcome to the Nexus.
I am Lisnpuppy. MOSTLY everyone is nice and helpful here. I am a toddler (not newbie anymore I guess)

I play Obivion and just started playing Morrowind. Kinda weird to go backwards.

Anyway, welcome and if there is anything with which I can help you let me know. But as a previoous sarcastic remark may have clued in someone.....I may not always be able to help! But I'll try!

So dont fun, eat spam, listen to accordians and obey me in all things.....all will be well!

That's right, Omega! Listening to accordion music (ahem, mine!) is an essential component of the Nexus experience.

Welcome to the forum!

Welcome, enjoy and never forget to...er...to...oh damn! Well, whatever it is, never forget to do it!

I was expecting wrathful vengence

Now you've just made me feel bad I am sorry Lisnuppy. Or is this just the beginning of your wrathful vengence?

-T-

Welcome, have a fishystick:



Oh, and gman, my head of marketing has advised me that your new spam distribution service could provide serious competition to my fishystick distribution service, and as such, my chief financial adviser has recommended that a hostile takeover may be in order. The Terminator INC board of directors will be meeting shortly to discuss this, and I shall keep you posted.

Bow before me and all will be forgiven and you will bask in my light (and not be disenbowelled!)

I don't do the whole humility thing very well. I blame my mother's side of the family.

-T-

Note: I'm married and have already been disemboweled on several occasions.

Good boy then....my husband feels your pain.
Anyway off topic so I am stopping.

WELCOME AGAIN NEWBIE!

Don't worry, my SPAM could NEVER measure up to your Fishy-Sticks.