Hello Ben, and welcome to the Nexus! Seeing as how you're new here, I should probably warn you that a fair few of your fello 'Nexians' are.............
INSANE 
. Being in the unbalanced state that we are, we ask that you adopt:
The Ten Commandments of Nexus1)
NEVER mention Cthulhu. To do so is to invoke the
Golden Touch of Death from Lord Slythers Golden hand.
2)
NEVER demean the The_Terminators fishy-sticks.
3) Fear the grues
4)Don't feed Bob(You'll see him eventually, I'm sure)
5)Worship Lisnpuppy, Queen of the Snow Arena and Goddess of the NEXUS(or suffer disembowelment)
6) Have SPAM and don't Fun!
7) Kneel before the awesome might of.....Freddy's Accordian.
NEVER attempt to encourage sanity
9)Praise the Pies!!!
and last but not least
10) Embrace the insanity( for you shall see little of anything else here

)
Failure to comply will result in being bound to a chair, and forced to listen to Ummm...Bop(the song from Hanson) until your brain liquifies!
Welcome again, and if you have any questions, feel free to ask.