An Ode to Oblivion

I will take this sword
And smash yon gourd
Just to sell off the treasure

I must have more cash
To upgrade my stash
Of weapons I’ll use to destroy the pressure

Placed upon this land
By Mehrunes’ dread band
Of bad hair styles and poor dressers

I’ll slice through those guys
While I get the good buys
From the merchants in town that I save

Downloading the best mods
I’ll get the hottest bods
While I adventure with a companion named Dave

And just for great kicks
I’ll get some fishysticks
To beat that Adoring Fan in a cave

In a cave, why?
So the guards won’t spy
My senseless beating of that annoying boy

At the end of the day
I’ll turn it off and say
Tomorrow Mehrunes, I’ll destroy

All of your plans
While I clean off my hands
Blood from that fan that was beat with my toy

End.