i like to kill sheep in random ways in oblivion. it is the meaning of all games.

Hello! Welcome to The Forums!

Now, for that in Japanese:

えっぉ! えこめ と へおる!


You will find that Sanity here is over rated.

I will post a short list of unofficial rules tomorrow morning, because it is late here, and I'm typing from my iTouch.

It's also easier to just copy and paste...


Anyways (once again), welcome to The Forums! Have SPAM and don't fun!

I can assure Jojo Man will come with the ten commandants of the nexus soon. There's one important rule you must know about not to mention he-who-should-not-be-named. And Jojo has labeled it 1). But anyway, here I present you grenades!



Welcome to the forums!

Yes, except these rules are minor ones that are not on the list.


BTW, has jojo man figured out what the new commandment will be? There are two options tied in the poll, and I spoke with the creator of the other, and we came to an agreement as to what it would be...

Hello! Welcome to the Forums!


There are four important rules here:

1. Fear Lord Slyther

2. Do not incur Lord Slyther's wrath, or you will have to fear The Golden Hand as well.

3. Respect the Moderators and DarkOne himself (try not to mention Peregrine around him... )

4. NEVER Demean the Fishy Stick (The_Terminator wanted me to add that in)!

Oh yeah, there's one more:

5. Don't feed Bob (you will know who he is soon enough ).


And most importantly, HAVE FUN!!!

Ok, ok. Nobody needs to fear me, dude. They just gotta know I got a short tempaahh, so don't test my patience!

Don't especially mention he-who-should-not-be-named. The God of Ninjas, and especially Ninja Lord. Things didn't turn out well for me and Ninja, I'm afraid....

As for newbie, fear me not, young one. Reporting attackers against me is my last resort, and I only use it accurately. Just negotiate a friendly response if something bothers you with any of my mods, and I'll tell you why.

But would this scare you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWwq1Ei1l0A

Warning : Surprises at the end. Watch at your own risk, lol!

Welcome, have a fishystick:



And gman, i appreciate it. Fishystick demeaning is so bad for business, you know.

Glad your happy... I'm happy too! I just got Oblivion to reinstall properly again without reformatting!

Man I love this site!

Welcome to the Nexus fuzzy! If you've any questions, feel free to ask and i'll try to help out! Now then, It's important that you understand that there a full 10 Commandments wich must be followed. They are:

The Ten Commandments of Nexus

1) Never mention Cthulhu. To do so is to invoke the Golden Touch of Death from Lord Slythers Golden hand.
2) NEVER demean the The_Terminators fishy-sticks.
3) Fear the grues
4)Don't feed Bob( You'll see him eventually, I'm sure)
5)Beware the socks(ask Malchik)
6) (Pending results of my poll in the lounge)
7) Kneel before the awesome might of.....Freddy's Accordian.
NEVER attempt to encourage sanity(revised now that there is a Sanity Clause, see Sanity Clues in the lounge )
9)Don't Spam (that one is there to save Sarac the trouble )
and last but not least
10) Embrace the insanity( for you shall see little of anything else here )

Failure to comply shall result in being dropped and sealed into a vat of rabid squirrels.

Welcome again!

Be welcome and there is only one to whom you need bow down...THe Goddess Lisnpuppy and I give love to all the Nexus and Snow Arena Combatants (along with threats of disembowellment)

I believe you have not been informed of commandments 11-15:

11. To insult wolves is to invoke a fimbulwinter upon thy house, especially in a thread a certain somebody might read.

12. Although not an endangered species, Canadians are not to be hunted, trapped, shot, harvested, captured or introduced to captivity until further notice.

13. Yes, people from outside your country will post on these forums. Deal with it.

14. Speak not of Ninjalord or Peregrine the Bird from Hell.

15. Always know what you're talking about before you say anything.

Welcome to the Forums.