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jojo man
Well folks there you have it! I'de like your input(the more the better) on the new commandment! I'm expecting #2,3,or 4 to take the title(because there's already something similar to #1(#9)), but hey....I could be wrong. What do you think?...


Edit: After 7 days I'll view the results and declare the winner!
Lord Slyther
Just a idea though. Also another option,,, well,,,, maybe. tongue.gif

1)Do not mention Cthulhu he-who-should-not-be-named, or fear the 'Golden Hand of Midas' from Slyther himself!(If he doesn't disembowel you first! starwars.gif )

And you may have 6) replaced with someone else if you wish so. Cthulhu curses me in vein! I deny him! He's my sworn enemy! angry.gif

Now where is my Black Aeons sword? laugh.gif
jojo man
QUOTE(Lord Slyther @ Apr 20 2008, 03:57 PM) *
Just a idea though. Also another option,,, well,,,, maybe. tongue.gif

1)Try not to mention Cthulhu, or fear the 'Golden Hand of Midas' from Slyther himself!(If he doesn't disembowel you first!)

As much as i'de like to help you out with that Sly....You've already got one commandment, so I've gotta give this one to somebody else. Maybe we can edit you're existing one a little-bit though...
Lord Slyther
QUOTE(jojo man @ Apr 20 2008, 04:00 PM) *
QUOTE(Lord Slyther @ Apr 20 2008, 03:57 PM) *
Just a idea though. Also another option,,, well,,,, maybe. tongue.gif

1)Try not to mention Cthulhu, or fear the 'Golden Hand of Midas' from Slyther himself!(If he doesn't disembowel you first!)

As much as i'de like to help you out with that Sly....You've already got one commandment, so I've gotta give this one to somebody else. Maybe we can edit you're existing one a little-bit though...


Hmmm..... It's a hard choice..... Well, I'll give someone else the 6) is you so choose. I don't really need the weaponry rule. I guess you could replace 6) with the new commandment you are asking for if you so choose.
jojo man
Well thats-that then. I guess this poll now decides commandment #6 then!
Lord Slyther
So jojo man has spoken!

Yeah, I think that should be top-priority in my opinion, because I'm anti-Cthulhu now, and I will penalize his followers with the golden touch of death! Cthulhu's 100% pure evil! And I'm glad he ain't around to eat any souls no more!
Septim741
I liked the top one.
Lisnpuppy
Since I am all powerful..I voted for myself.
And since I can smite all of you then I strongly..suggest that you all change your votes or commandeer friends to vote for me and the disembowelling.

Besides I am pretty...and I will cry...and bitch and complain ENDLESSLY...

Are you scared yet?

biggrin.gif biggrin.gif

My name is Lisa and I have approved this message.


(Paid for by the Commitee to elect Lisnpuppy the Disembowelling Goddess)
damstachizz


..pie is good..

fishysticks for the main meal, pie for desert..
what's not to like?
gman021
QUOTE(Septim741 @ Apr 20 2008, 12:14 PM) *
I liked the top one.


Looks like it's tied between #1 (mine) and #3.

As soon as the shipment arrives, I promise to give out a free can of SPAM to everyone who votes for mine! (Have SPAM and don't fun!) biggrin.gif
Lisnpuppy
Gman--


Will the Goddess Lisnpuppy have to TURN YOU INTO SPAM?

Do we have anything without Spam in it? Well there is Spam, egg, GMAN and Spam.. (to paraphrase Monty Python)

A girl that knows Python...one more reason to vote for me! biggrin.gif






(Paid for by the Comittee to elect Lisnpuppy, Goddess of Disemboweling and Spam making)
Marcus Wolfe
A pox upon your house!
Lisnpuppy
QUOTE(Marcus Wolfe @ Apr 21 2008, 11:16 AM) *
A pox upon your house!



Pox?????



But why Wolfy? <sob> I am hurt. sad.gif
gman021
QUOTE(Lisnpuppy @ Apr 21 2008, 06:08 AM) *
(Paid for by the Comittee to elect Lisnpuppy, Goddess of Disemboweling and Spam making)


Trying to take my idea are you? huh.gif

Why are you the Goddess of Spam making all of a sudden?



You must be a witch because you float, and wood floats. Wood also burns. So do witches, so you must be a witch! But you know what also floats? A duck! So you must be a duck! (To quote Monty Python).

How about that? Someone who has been around for a while on The Forums AND knows Monty Python AND gives out free SPAM.

How could it get any better than that? tongue.gif

Edit: 。 かん あそ ぺあ あぱねせ。。。
Lisnpuppy
QUOTE(gman021 @ Apr 21 2008, 01:36 PM) *
QUOTE(Lisnpuppy @ Apr 21 2008, 06:08 AM) *
(Paid for by the Comittee to elect Lisnpuppy, Goddess of Disemboweling and Spam making)


Trying to take my idea are you? huh.gif

Why are you the Goddess of Spam making all of a sudden?



You must be a witch because you float, and wood floats. Wood also burns. So do witches, so you must be a witch! But you know what also floats? A duck! So you must be a duck! (To quote Monty Python).

How about that? Someone who has been around for a while on The Forums AND knows Monty Python AND gives out free SPAM.

How could it get any better than that? tongue.gif


Goddess of Spam also since I threatened to turn you into Spam....but you got better...smile.gif

See...I am more boy than girl--well..that didnt sound right. Lets just say I have a woman's body but often think like a guy. Rather talk NCAA basketball or F1 racing, gaming than you know..stupid girl stuff..nailpolish and the lot.

And the treat stands....I win the poll or I turn everyone into uncooked cans of spam, then open the cans, pulling out the nasty yet yummy Spam jelly to disembowel everyone!

Ha ha
gman021
Well, you know what I think? I think we should work together to create a SUPER New Commandment!

What do you think?


。 よう かん. れあ てぃ, ぇあせ ぇ め の。。。
Lisnpuppy
QUOTE(gman021 @ Apr 21 2008, 02:17 PM) *
Well, you know what I think? I think we should work together to create a SUPER New Commandment!

What do you think?


。 よう かん. れあ てぃ, ぇあせ ぇ め の。。。



Hells yeah!

devil.gif
gman021
QUOTE(Lisnpuppy @ Apr 21 2008, 09:25 AM) *
QUOTE(gman021 @ Apr 21 2008, 02:17 PM) *
Well, you know what I think? I think we should work together to create a SUPER New Commandment!

What do you think?


。 よう かん. れあ てぃ, ぇあせ ぇ め の。。。



Hells yeah!

devil.gif



Okay! Now then, I wonder when jojo man will close this poll...

おお、 。 ほぺ...
Lisnpuppy
QUOTE(gman021 @ Apr 21 2008, 02:39 PM) *
QUOTE(Lisnpuppy @ Apr 21 2008, 09:25 AM) *
QUOTE(gman021 @ Apr 21 2008, 02:17 PM) *
Well, you know what I think? I think we should work together to create a SUPER New Commandment!

What do you think?


。 よう かん. れあ てぃ, ぇあせ ぇ め の。。。



Hells yeah!

devil.gif



Okay! Now then, I wonder when jojo man will close this poll...

おお、 。 ほぺ...




Not sure...he said a "few days" whatever that means
Marcus Wolfe
Let's face it: One day, when humans are no longer around, wolves will eventually evolve hands and compete with apes for the position of 'Supreme Species of the Earth'.
stephanie
Read .. my .. sig ...

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Lisnpuppy
QUOTE(stephanie @ Apr 21 2008, 07:59 PM) *
Read .. my .. sig ...

biggrin.gif


CUTE!!

1st time I saw that it was a dragon not a wolfe..but still cute.


And Marcus....Wolfy....just remember that wolves aren't always the highest things on the food chain, especially in this world.! (just joking with ya, man!)
Marcus Wolfe
Marcus Wolfe invokes god power Plague of Serpents on your house.


Hehehehehehe......Age of Mythology joke.
Lisnpuppy
QUOTE(Marcus Wolfe @ Apr 21 2008, 09:30 PM) *
Marcus Wolfe invokes god power Plague of Serpents on your house.


Hehehehehehe......Age of Mythology joke.



My poor house! Poxed and plagues! Geez! smile.gif

I am just giving you a hard time. Hope you dont mind. I wont ever be cruel or mean on purpose though. Wouldn't want Buddah to bring the smack down on me!
Lisnpuppy
ah...

I FEEL SO UNLOVED....


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stephanie
I was a Dragon before I became a wolf. I had to change the sig ...
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gman021
So, Lisnpuppy, what do you think about combining our Commandments? unsure.gif
Lisnpuppy
QUOTE(gman021 @ Apr 22 2008, 01:01 PM) *
So, Lisnpuppy, what do you think about combining our Commandments? unsure.gif



Lay it on me (the phrasing thereof)

and lets see what we can work out!
gman021
QUOTE(Lisnpuppy @ Apr 22 2008, 11:50 AM) *
QUOTE(gman021 @ Apr 22 2008, 01:01 PM) *
So, Lisnpuppy, what do you think about combining our Commandments? unsure.gif



Lay it on me (the phrasing thereof)

and lets see what we can work out!


ok. I'll PM it to you.
Thanodai
Pies! What's there not to like? I mean, it's... PIE! biggrin.gif
jojo man
Okay folks the results are in! In order to prevent some redundancy in the commandments, things have been swaped-changed-removed-added- and generally updated however I saw fit. The New 10 Commandments:

1) NEVER mention Cthulhu. To do so is to invoke the Golden Touch of Death from Lord Slythers Golden hand.
2) NEVER demean the The_Terminators fishy-sticks.
3) Fear the grues ninja.gif
4)Don't feed Bob( You'll see him eventually, I'm sure)
5)Worship Lisnpuppy, Queen of the Snow Arena and Goddess of the NEXUS(or suffer disembowelment)
6) Have SPAM and don't Fun!
7) Kneel before the awesome might of.....Freddy's Accordian.
cool.gif NEVER attempt to encourage sanity
9)Prais the Pies!!!
and last but not least
10) Embrace the insanity( for you shall see little of anything else here thumbsup.gif )

By doing this I've managed to put some new and slightly more meaningful stuff in there, and I've gotten rid of one or two that I never really liked much in the first place. Hope you like!
gman021
jojo man, it's "Have SPAM and don't fun!"
jojo man
Yeah....Thats what it says doesn't it? Oh wait....all caps, right...
gman021
QUOTE(jojo man @ Apr 26 2008, 11:27 AM) *
Yeah....Thats what it says doesn't it? Oh wait....all caps, right...


yeah. you know. like the food...


Thanodai
Wewt! Pies is catching up. thumbsup.gif

In the mean time.


-T-
stephanie
QUOTE(Thanodai @ Apr 26 2008, 08:59 PM) *
Wewt! Pies is catching up. thumbsup.gif
In the mean time.
-T-


Now I want a piece of pie ...
Lisnpuppy
QUOTE(jojo man @ Apr 26 2008, 04:12 PM) *
Okay folks the results are in! In order to prevent some redundancy in the commandments, things have been swaped-changed-removed-added- and generally updated however I saw fit. The New 10 Commandments:

1) NEVER mention Cthulhu. To do so is to invoke the Golden Touch of Death from Lord Slythers Golden hand.
2) NEVER demean the The_Terminators fishy-sticks.
3) Fear the grues ninja.gif
4)Don't feed Bob( You'll see him eventually, I'm sure)
5)Worship Lisnpuppy, Queen of the Snow Arena and Goddess of the NEXUS(or suffer disembowelment)
6) Have SPAM and don't Fun!
7) Kneel before the awesome might of.....Freddy's Accordian.
cool.gif NEVER attempt to encourage sanity
9)Prais the Pies!!!
and last but not least
10) Embrace the insanity( for you shall see little of anything else here thumbsup.gif )

By doing this I've managed to put some new and slightly more meaningful stuff in there, and I've gotten rid of one or two that I never really liked much in the first place. Hope you like!




YAHOOO!!!!!!!

Long live the Commandments!
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