Welcome to the Nexus!!! Good to have you and feel free to ask me any questions you might have(although you probably know more about this site than I do). Now then....I present to you:
The Ten Commandments of Nexus1) Worship Cthulhu or he shall swallow your soul upon his return. (If Ninja_lord doesn't disembowel you first
)
2)
NEVER demean the The_Terminators fishy-sticks.
3) Fear the grues
4)Don't feed Bob( You'll see him eventually, I'm sure)
5)Beware the socks(ask Malchik)
6) Only purchase your top-of-the-line instruments of chaos from Lord Slyther himself.
NEVER attempt to sell U.S.F. weaponry without Lord Slyther's permission. Those who illegally sell these weapons will be punished by being subjected to
'The Golden Touch of Death' power of Slyther's golden hand.
7) In addition to Cthulhu, kneel before the awesome might of.....Accordians.
NEVER attempt to encourage sanity(revised now that there is a Sanity Clause, see Sanity Clues in the lounge )
9)Don't Spam (that one is there to save Sarac the trouble
)
and last but not least
10) Embrace the insanity( for you shall see little of anything else here
)
Typically this is where I would issue a witty and joking threat of horrible death if you failed to obey all of the above.....but because I'm such a gentlemen(stop laughing....and rolling your eyes
) I won't this time. But welcome again and it's good to have you with us.
P.S. You may have sealed your own doom by announcing your gender....the hordes of drooling males(myself included) will descend on this thread any minute now
...
not to brag or anything...
)