Welcome to the Nexus!!! You needn't worry about ridicule here until you start acting immaturely or rudely, so as long as you keep those in mind--you'll be fine. Now then, since you're new here...I want to give you a heads up that most........actually all of us are insane(weather we'll admit it or not

). Now in addition to minding the rules set down by the Moderators and Dark One, we ask that you adopt:
The Ten Commandments of Nexus1) Worship Cthulhu or he shall swallow your soul upon his return. (If Ninja_lord doesn't disembowel you first

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2)
NEVER demean the The_Terminators fishy-sticks.
3) Fear the grues
4)Don't feed Bob( You'll see him eventually, I'm sure)
5)Beware the socks(ask Malchik)
6) Only purchase your top-of-the-line instruments of chaos from Lord Slyther himself.
NEVER attempt to sell U.S.F. weaponry without Lord Slyther's permission. Those who illegally sell these weaponry will be punished by being subjected to
'The Golden Touch of Death' power of Slyther's golden hand.
7) In addition to Cthulhu, kneel before the awesome might of.....Accordians.
NEVER attempt to encourage sanity(revised now that there is a Sanity Clause, see Sanity Clues in the lounge )
9)Don't Spam (that one is there to save Sarac the trouble

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and last but not least
10) Embrace the insanity( for you shall see little of anything else here

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Failure to follow these commandments shall result in being force-fed several gallons of Bleach

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One more time...Welcome!!!!