No, I'm not of Spanish decent, as I might have fooled you with my excellent speaking. ( )Ayway, I've been keeping up with nexus for a few months now. I had an account, I think the same name, but I forgot the username AND password. Yeah, I'm just that good. I just made this new one a few mins ago and saw that there was a place for newbs. I thought I should introduce myself. Hello, my name is Cheezer Rox....I, um, didn't really plan anything after that... Please guys. Please repond. I can't take the silence anymore!!! GOOD LORD MAN!!! Thank you for your time.

Hola, amigo! Yo no habla espanol. (Or how to put a tilde over a letter, btw.) Okay, maybe I speak speak un poco. Ya. My Latin is much better.

Welcome to the- HOLY CRAP!!!! IT'S A FRIGGIN SOCK!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

Hi.

Welcome to the forums! It's good to see you have already succumbed to insanity, for it will serve you well here. Now then for the first time ever I present to you <drumroll please>... the 10 Commandments of Nexus (assembled 'em myself )!!!!!:

1) Worship Cthulhu or he shall swallow your soul upon his return. (That ones for Ninja_lord)
2) NEVER demean the The_Terminators fishy-sticks.
3) Fear the grues
4)Don't feed Bob(you'll know who i'm talking about shortly, I'm sure(if you don't already))
5)(as Freddy has previously stated) Beware the socks
6) Only Lord Slyther provides top-of-the-line instruments of chaos
7) Fear the Golden hand(again, something you could only expect(and should fear) from Lord Slyther)
8)There is no Sanity Clause (despite the constant protestations of Chesto )
9) Don't Spam (that one is there to save Sarac the trouble )
and last but not least
10) Embrace the insanity( for you shall see little of anything else here )

Any-who, welcome back!!!!

Cthulu? CTHULU!? Don't anger the Great Old One by spelling His name wrong! His wonderfully unholy name is spelled Cthulhu. There are two h's in His name. I should just stick a Cthulhu spelling guide in my sig...

Welcome follow the Ten Commandments of the Nexus, and you'll do fine.

Oh, and also, don't mention Him-Who-Is-Not-to-be-Named. It's bad for your health.

Thanks for the warm welcome. Yes, I embraced insanity a long time ago...............About the commandments, I already strongly worship "Him" and I don't spam. I must ask though, with me being a fool and all, what does demean...mean. There's a dictionary literally right next to me but it's so heavy and I'm so lazy. Those two don't mix. Everything else is pretty reasonable. Now to attract more viewers, let's start a specific topic, one that will get people talkin'... How about how Hilary Clinton is the devil in flesh and how she wants to eat our kids. Yes, that will work.

Ah..... Ninja, Holy Prophet of His Dread Majesty.... We must eradicate misspellings of His name!

Oooooohh.... Hillary. I won't touch this one.

$*!%, fixing that now, hoping for mercy from great Cthulhu...


It means to insult or show disrespect to, I didn't actually look it up so this might not be the dictionary definition, but I think you get the idea.

Lol....that's it. What, did you expect something more than a simple lol? Well maybe yo're stupid! No you! You! Why you little..! Shutup! No you shut up! WUT THE FLIP!!!!!! Hehe...he. Disregard all of that please.

The newbie threads are mostly just, "Hey, hello all." "Hello." If you want to start a real discussion, then make a new topic in the appropriate sub-forum. However, just a word of advice, both religious and political discussions are banned; they tend to lead to flame wars.

Oh, okay. Thanks for the tip . I'll probably be playing my X-Box 360 in a min anyway.

Dude. Love the sig addition.

And Ninja is right. Although, I didn't know political discussions were banned as well, now. Did it change, or am I just oblivious?

In any case, welcome. If want an intelligent debate, go to the Debate section. Who knows, maybe you'll get lucky and only one flamer will join in?

360? X-box!? You're a dirty console player! Back you heathen, back! Blasphemer!




Ha, ha. Only kidding, but seriously, the PC is superior to consoles in every way.

Hey hey hey, I'm just starting this whole PC thing! Besides, the PC gamer on the right has white hair! I don't know about you but I don't want to be albino and/or old! Plus, it might not be muscle under those clothes, you get what I'm sayin', eh eh? Plus, the console gamer might be dirty because he just fought a mighty dragon, and he might be looking down to look for the dragon's spleen to sell on eBay. That changes it, doesn't it? Just to add, I am not anti PC. I'm just starting to get into it though.

I have finished explaining the socks. As I said, take them to be continued.

Now for goodness sake don't tell me you don't know where be continued is! What do they teach kids in school these days?

Hello there Cheese(Grate)r Roz, I will welcome the two - or is it three - of you in a moment. These forums expect much from its posters. And we are usually, absolutely and incredibly, totally wrong. But hope springs eternal as they say, like Alice Springs Australia I suppose.

First I have to explain to the geographically challenged on the forum how to find....(to be continued)

OH NOES!!!! I hate "to be continues" !!!!!

ooooh. Get Cheezer Rox. He's got a dictionary AND a 360 !

Welcome Cheez.... THERE IS NO SANITY CLAUSE!

Freddy... my son could speak Latin with you. Mind you, it's all Greek to me. Say... do lawyers still need the Latin for the Judgin'?

What's that smell? Fish...socks...Australia???

I don't know, I'm thinkin' it's the Commies, Australia seems too easy. Maybe there's a Pinko spy among us. Is it me? Or you, or him, or her, or the oher guy, or the other other guy, or the ice cream man?

Welcome, have a fishystick:



I'm sure i dont need to remind you of the penalty for breaking the second commandment

Oh, no never!!! I've always wanted a Fishy Stick!!!! I've heard and read all about them but I never thought that I'd get one! I would never soil the good name of the Fishy Stick.

Oh! Qué gran sorpresa me he llevado cuando he abierto este topic y he visto uno que se titulaba "Hola las amigos!", aunque la expressión correcta en mi idioma es "Hola amigos!" Espero que me perdonéis la corrección, entiendo que siempre es difícil escribir y hablar correctamente un idioma, ya me pasa a mí con el inglés




P.S: Ohh, well, let's forgive the lines from above, I was so excited! Nice to meet you, Cheezer Rox!

1. Nice pun!

2. Nah, not really. A lot of legal terms are in Latin, though, so it helps.

@Shalheira: All I got from that without using a translator was that he did not use proper grammar in the topic title. The rest.... Nada.

Welcome again! This is fairly typical of a discussion on this forum.

No problemo......ahh screw it. (don't know if that's allowed. If not I'll edit) Sorry to disapoint, I only speak some Spanish. Didn't mean to disapoint. Sorry. We can still speak in good ol' American/English/some other European countries/Canadian/Australian/and maybe some other stuff English! (the language ) Sadly, on the east coast of good America, I must get tp sleep now. Peace out guys! See you tomorrow!

Sorry I'm three pages late. Bob locked me in a stolen toilet (don't ask) and I had to get out. Anyway, Hola, tu no hablas espanol. Me gusta jugar videojuegos y como fresas. Y tu?

((I can't understand a word he's saying <Holds head in hands>))Silencio Bob. Tu es mucho stupido. Five points to anyone who can translate that and not laugh.

Freddy, you speak latin?!

NewtC, it says, "You are very stupid." ......No laughs. ME WINS TEH PRIZES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!! WHEREZ MEH F1V3 POINTZEH???!!!11!?

OmG! I laughted a lot...

Question, how do you get a picture that everyone can see without clicking your name, besides a personal picture I think it is?

You mean avatar? Go to your control panel (bold link in top right that says "My Controls"), then go to the navigation bar on the left and select "Edit Avatar Settings" under the "Personal Profile" heading.

A bit. Been taking it for several months.

Oh, and Cheezer? If you need an avatar or signature image, Septim741 is usually available to make one. He's a bit busy right now, I think, but he'd make you one. He has a thread in Off-topic Discussion.

Freddy, I have one in my pictures, but when I go to avatar and browse, I hit MY pictures ( I share this compooter wit meh fami1y ) but when I click me, it uploads THAT. It's hard to explain but ( I have Vista ) it basicly won't let me see my pictures. Anyway, the reason I directed this towards you Freddy, do I have to have Septim make one besides the ready made ones? 2nd anyways, I have to go to schoolz noz soz seez yaz guyz! Bez backz onz laterz.

Crap, my threads dead. *Sigh*.

I have Vista and if I save the pics to my desktop i can get to them. Does that help?