The shadows suits you well my friend...

Hehe, hi everyone ! I've been downloading content from the website for quite some time and I thought joining the community on the forum could be a great idea !

I'll now talk a little about myself... I am a self-righteous man that... hum.. forget that part XD
I am only a guy that likes to play Morrowind and Oblivion, I hate mostly every other games... except Final Fantasy lol... That means I am an active person that sit on his computer chair only an hour per day or so ^^

I'm not doing anything particular in my free times except some Breakdancing (only beginning) and eating... and I never get fat ! lol

I hope you didn't find this too interesting XD

Note: My first language is not english so hum... I was warning you, but don't worry, I don't use translators, they just destroy the meanings of the sentences -_-'

See you on the topics !

May Sithis guide you fellow brothers...

((I.....AM......SITHIS!)) Shut up Bob. What happened to the nice, quiet, alternate personality? I know I have it some where around here. <rummages around> Ah, here it is. Here Bob, have a ball of string. That should pacifie him for a while. Welcome to the forums. Now get out while you still can.

To use what is fast becoming my standard welcome, "Abandon all sanity, ye who enter here. It's overrated, anyways."

I hope the 'feet to hand' thing has not confused you. I wasn't suggesting your hands should be...

Hello there, eat to your heart's content. (Why do they say that? Shouldn't it be your stomach's content?) Anyway enjoy the fishy sticks, free spam fritters and ice cold champagne given out by Dark0ne when the moon is blue.

If you cannot get to a suitable foot you will find a leg end ary sock outside your local charity shop before they open in the mornings (unless the rag pickers have been there first). You can tell the sock by its.... (to be continued)

Lol, I think I am going to have a lot of fun here Anyway, thanks for the welcome XD

I was going to think up a crazy welcome, but it seems Malchik has done that for me, so I'll just hand you a delectable fishy delicacy, and be on my way:

And I equip you with one of the finest weapons of destruction. Little late, but I hereby grant you a PSG-1 sniper rifle.

And if you misuse the gun, I'll have no choice but to shoot you.



Welcome to these wonderful forums!

And ignore Bob. I already knew NewtC was telling him to shut his mouth, and((no! You shut up)), you wanna go with me, Bob?! *points desert eagle at bob*((oh crap....)) Yeah, best if you stay in your hole for a while. Yep, Bob wanted to take over the world with vacuum cleaners.

So Bob talks to you too, Lord...? thank the gee. This site is going to Hades in a handbasket what with fish, and socks and guns and Bob and .... SIGN THE SANITY CLAUSE PETITION NOW!

oh. Welcome drakillon. If you feel at home here, seek professional help. I know I do.

Newt...! Dont give him string! Again! You know what he did with it last time! Revolting!

WHAT? Bob is escaping the confines of my mind?! This can't be happening! Bob, that's it, I'm increasing your parenthasese to 5! (((((Oh Sh**!)))))

He's been logging on while you've been asleep. He even requested to be my 'friend'. Needless to say, I didn't accept. Bad enough having to bump into him on various threads. Having him PM me!? W w w ww ww. Get him under control, Newt, or , friend or no friend, I'm going to have to report you for lack of control over your parenthesesesese. Have you tried [[ ]] instead of (( )), or , the nuclear option: {{ }}. Those sharp bits should slow him down.

Welcome to the Nexus!!! If you have any questions, then feel free to ask me and i'll do my best to help you out.

Now then, seeing as you're a new member and all. I present to you the 10 commandments the Nexus. Read them, apply them, LIVE BY THEM!!!


1) Worship Cthulhu or he shall swallow your soul upon his return. (If Ninja_lord doesn't disembowel you first )
2) NEVER demean the The_Terminators fishy-sticks.
3) Fear the grues
4)Don't feed Bob
5)Beware the socks(ask Malchik)
6) Only Lord Slyther provides top-of-the-line instruments of chaos
7) Fear the Golden hand(again, something you could only expect(and should fear) from Lord Slyther)
8)There is no Sanity Clause (despite the constant protestations of Chesto )
9) Don't Spam (that one is there to save Sarac the trouble )
and last but not least
10) Embrace the insanity( for you shall see little of anything else here )

Failure to comply with all commandments will result in shame, dismemberment, and death(in that order ).

Again, Welcome to the Nexus!!!

But... Virginia told me there was a Sanity Clause. And she had it on good authority from someone who should know. Besides... if there isn't a Sanity Clause already... THERE SHOULD BE. SIGN THE PETITION!