Well, Here I am. Not really much to say, But I play many games that cover all the grenes, from Command and Conquer To elderscrolls. To Lockon to Halo. To Zelda to Splinter Cell.

Yes, I do have Modding Talent, Mostly covering the Command and Conquer and lockon Area. I'm A fairly good texture Artist and modeler. I know some animation.

I began playing with the Morrowind Built-in toolkit not too long ago. The Very first mod I did for Morrowind was a simple height and weight fix, which made the orcs and the wood elfs taller, and made the High elves, and nords shorter. And made the women of all races a bit shorter then the men.

I just recently got a copy of 3ds max 8 off a small art studio that liked a completely different modeling program entirely and sold this copy for 25 bucks. So I could get started on the morrowind, and maybe oblivion, modeling.

As of this post, I don't have Oblivion, But it looks like I'm going to get the GOTY soon.

Anyway, Time to make my Avatar and sigs for This forum.

*Bows*

Welcome to the Forums! Please ignore the insane people here... I'm the only sane one... they're the crazy ones! Not me! Gahh! get out of my head!!!!!...

Oh yeah, and welcome! Enjoy your stay!


Edit: P.S. Watch out for Bob... You'll know who he is soon enough... Oh no! Here he comes now! Everyone run! *Runs away screaming*

Let us do the halibut dance, until the real fish man comes! ( i just know i got the variety wrong and will be punished for it )

Welcome, Strad. Please support The Sanity Clause!

Welcome, make sure to read all road signs; they could prove useful.

























Like this one.

Chesto, see me in my office please. I must... explain... to you that my fishysticks do not contain halibut. They are made from cod.

As for you Stradian... have a fishystick:

Get out while you still can.

First you acquire the socks of absolute leg end ariness. This is far easier than might be supposed as, in spite of the name, they are commonly found...

Hello and welcome, enjoy the forums and spam fritters.

...commonly found at the 'feet' of the mountains.

If you have no such convenient feet to hand - as it were - you can.... (to be continued)

NOOOOOOOoooooooo! NOT... THE EXPLANATION! I'm still recovering from the last one. Have mercy, The_T! For Cod's sake!

Run Chesto! Run!

I represent you your very own OICW. Welcome!



Oh, Chesto, you're in deep s**t now. Terminator, then this guy with his weap!

I have tried running, Newt... but I keep tripping over Malchik's bl**dy SOCKS!

BTW, is M going anywhere with the whole sock thing, or have I been here so long that I've become warped enough to actually be reading his post archive in the attempt to figure out what the hey he's on about?

There just wouldn't be this problem if there was a SANITY CLAUSE! But ...WILL ANYONE LISTEN!?

Nah. I go through people's post archives all the time. Of course, I'm not exactly the epitome of mental health myself.


I agree about the Sanity Clause. No one will listen, though. Except the voices. The voices always listen....


Welcome to the forums, btw. I almost forgot you were there.