Hello, and well met! ( )

I am oneperson, and I have arrived here not on purpose, but accidentally, while searching for mods for my blog, Orcing in Oblivion, the link to which is in my signature. Please check it out, I think it'll be very interesting when it gets going.

I am an average gamer, and I own an Xbox360, on which I prefer first person shooters. I also indulge in the occasional RTS.

I look forward to my stay at The Nexus!

Let me be the first to welcome you.

Also be advised that apart from you, I am the only sane person here. That being said, I don't know you & so I might still be the only sane person here. Everyone else is just a figment of your imagination. They really don't exist. Kinda creepy really. Are you a figment of my imagination?

Am I in fact, all alone here? If any of you yell out, would I hear you? Perhaps i'm a figment of my own imagination.

Hmm.. Anyways Welcome to the Nexus Forums if you do actually exist.

-MRG

Newbie, newbie, newbie, newbie, um,,,,,, here. Welcome to the forums, and here is your complimentary desert eagle.



Careful who you shoot.

(Please shoot ninja_lord666) Bob, shut up! I'll tell NewtC....

Ok, so you're giving someone a gun and telling him to shoot me? You don't want to go down that road...






@ oneperson: Welcome, and ignore slyther. We may be mad here, but slyther is...different. Even amongst the deranged, he stands out.

Yes, ignore the grues, and don't mind me. It happens most times, lol!

Oh, and Bob wanted the guy to shoot you because he wanted the retard thing you posted on another newbie.

And since you didn't post it, I'll do the honors....



Now, we even?

Oh and Oneperson, enjoy! This one's a laugh for you....

Yes, if I were you I'd try... oh by the way hello and welcome... the only sure, absolute and complete way to stay sane is to do as I have done, or at least might have done, well I'm sure I wanted to do it. And that is... (to be continued)

Slyther, you have no right to go in my photobucket account. You have no right to post my pictures. You will never do it again, understand? You have crossed the line, and there's no going back.

Ok, Ninja_Lord666, you did NOT tell me that pic is yours, and I did NOT get a chance to read your last post on the other thread. So, if it was yours, all you had to do was tell me. Now enough with your empty threats. I wasn't aware of it, and now I am. I don't wanna do this, but you're walking a thin line if you're hoping for me to support you 100% whatever happens.

Hmm.. Seems to be quite a bit of tension going on in my welcoming thread... All I have to say is that I feel welcomed!

And now, for blatant blog advertising!

http://www.orcinginoblivion.wordpress.com

If you're a fan of:

http://www.livinginoblivion.wordpress.com

Then you'll like my version as well!

Nah, it's all good. Didn't you know? Couldn't you tell? They are married. We just don't know yet which one is the husband & which one is the wife...

-MRG

Welcome to the forums. To quote myself, "Abandon all sanity, ye who enter here. It's overrated anyways."

Come ON Moderators! Still you ignore the works of Marx, to the infinite and inevitable peril of this whole site! Sanity Clause, Sanity Clause, Sanity Clause... why is there still NO Sanity Clause?
BTW, one welcomes one....

Hi New person!

Welcome to this forum!

Bob, he's just an imaginary voice at the back of my head who can talk using these forums. He is imprisoned within double parenthasese for a reason, so please don't let him out. Anyway, Hi, and welcome to the

Nexus Forums!

((And I'm Bob))

For some reason, I am having a problem where all recent topics are marked as new. Even when I was the last person to post in them. Very odd. Maybe the forum is slowly going mad too, not just its members.

Anyway, here is your crazystick:

Nice to meet you!