HELLO

G'day, hello, welcome to mr. porters.

I am CAZAAM (pronounced KA-ZAY-AM), but my real name is corey.

I hail from the land of new zealand. "where the F*** is that you ask?"
On a map look slightly south west of australia.

I recently turned 13!!!

i am part italian and get teased about it from my freinds for my exotic and beutiful skin. they are jealous coz of there pasty skin.

I lyk OBLIVION!!

I do BOXING

AND RUGBY

POTATOES ARE YUMMY

CHICKEN

Welcome to the forums. As long as you post within the rules you should enjoy it here. Several members of the forum myself included do have anti-juvie sprays so be prepared to put on protective clothing from time to time.

Cheers

Wow, you live there, and you don't even know where it is? That's absolutely hilarious! New Zealand is south-east of Australia.

Ah dammit

thanks ninja.

And i cant believe that no-one has asked wat the hell mr porters is is.

Very well, what is Mr. Porters?

Um... now that u ask, idont no



OH YEA!!! its this shop on the corner of... wait you dont live here... its a random shop next to where i do boxing(one of the oldest buildings standing in the city) that i havnt been to but wen u go in a voice gos "Welcome to mr porters. please enjoy ur stay." not sure wat it sells. in fact i think it is a factory for greenstone and bone carving necklaces (the native Maoris (pr. Mouldies/ may-or-ies( for idiots)/mar- ees (for pakehas (white people)) did this. search wikipedia).

Yeah.

o just one quick qustion. Everyone wonders, hjow well known is nz? do u care about the death of sir ed (hoo hoo hoo!!! Go Sir eddie)

Forget mince pies, once you've tasted the divine flavour of the TESNexus fishystick, you won't ever want to go back! Here, try one:



Welcome to the forums!

YAY!! FISHSTICK!!

Hey.. wait a minute...
you can't change me on my path of rightchenousnes( spelling mistake)