And so begins the MWSource Snow Arena Battle. Lets see how it turns out.

*Dark0ne turns on the huge universe icer, which subsequently creates snow covering all planets of the known universe.

On Earth...

*Dark0ne scoops a ball of snow and throws it at Theta, smacking her in the head, before digging a small bunker for protection

*Peregrine throws a snowball at Dark0ne's legs, tripping him and sending him flying into his bunker, collapsing it on top of him*

*Peregrine makes another snowball and looks around daring anyone to fight back*

*Dark0ne shakes it off, stealthily making his way behind Peregrine while he's looking for other victims. Quickly, he pulls his pants out and spits the snow from his fall down his pants before running off cackling!

*calls on his comrades-in-snow, the Fifth Legion of teh Bunneh, Squad PinkPIE*

A snapshot of Squad PinkPIE:



BEWARE INFIDELS!

*fortifies himself inside his icy fortress with Squad PinkPIE standing guard and starts preparing for battle*

roflmao - looks like I'm going to have to start raising my ice skeletons again!

Malchik snaps the top off an icicle does a flying leap over the top of Peregrine's head and drops it down the back of the bird-man's shirt. He skids behind a conveniently placed snow dune.

Acrid shows up and starts to make a snow ball but it keeps falling apart.

Hey! Why's everyone hate me today!?

*Peregrine shakes off the snow and pulls out radio*
*A few seconds later Peregrine's SnowArtillery9800 battery fires on Malchik, burying him under a mountain of snow*

*Dark0ne calls upon his ring of snow creation +5, which creates a 5 minute long, continuous stream of snow from his finger straight on top of Malchik's already snow buried body!

Lets hope he has a snow plough!

*Acrid takes a snow ball he found and throws it at pergrine because he was there.

Being immune to cold Malchik takes out a bottle of medicinal Brandy and offers a swig to the pink bunny rabbits.

*Peregrine grabs a snowball in each claw and flies up away from the battle*

*Peregrine dives down at 100+ mph, releasing the snowballs in a flawless attack on Acrid. As they hit and knock him to the ground, Peregrine pulls out of the dive and lands in a nearby tree*

*Acrid starts chucking snow balls at the bunnies HA HA HA HA!!! but I just got attacked so he stops laughing.

*Dark0ne begins creation of an inter-dimensional snow portal which will flood the earth with an extra 100meters of snow

After drinking the rest of the brandy, the heat of Malchik's feverous body melts the snow. He is last seen eating an icecream and wandering away in search of the bosoms of his family. Night night!

*Acrid gets scared and makes a snow mobile to get away, but swear vengence!

*Dark0ne finishes the portal. The universe is once again flooded with an enormous layer of snow

*Peregrine sees the snow appearing and flies up out of the tree. As the rest of the world is burried in snow, Peregrine laughs at the poor wingless fools.*

Pack Rat digs out of the snow and throws a snowball to peregrine. Peregrine falls out of the tree

<ooc: wrong bird!>

*As he circles the arena looking for his next victim, Peregrine notices Pack Rat harassing another bird. With a silent thanks directed at the unknowing decoy, Peregrine dives down, touching the ground just long enough to scoop up a fresh snowball. He glides in silently behind Pack Rat, dropping the snowball right onto his head. Before Pack Rat can recover from the stunning effect of the impact, Peregrine is out of sight again.*

*observes the sadly rather drunk Squad PinkPIE*

*shakes his head*

*gives Malchik a veerryy nasty look* :angry:

*draws his Snow'oTronic 2000 and starts firing globs of frozen chunks of pink snow at Malchik, giggling like a madman*

*withdraws into the depths of his fortress*

*Mojlnir awakes from a much deserved nap and discovers his sleeping bag covered with snow.*

*Ducking as a crazed peregrine dive bombs him and scurrying for cover*

"This is war, I must attack that giant pink fortress," muzes Mojlnir as he cleans snow from his ears. "I must build a fortress and arm myself."


*Sets to building an ice-armored stronghold, repleat with snow artillery, anti-air snoflak cannons, and chain-fed sno-phalanxes.*

*With his fortress complete, Mojlnir observes the field with a grim expression*

*Notices the slightly intoxicated bunnies and a drunken Malchik staggering off into the snow...*

"No time like the present" mutters Mojlnir, flicking snow off his flashy blue and orange generals outfit, and turns to gunners "FIRE!!!"


*With an eye to to the sky, for a devastating aerial assult could come at any time, Mojlnir watches in satisfaction as his battery of snow howitzers rains icey devastation up Fortress Albareth*

"I love the smell of snow in the morning..." quips the self-inflated general as he sips a cup of tea, while "Ride of the Valkyries" plays in the background.

*White Wolf sneaks in, using his fur as camouflage, waits until Peregrine has his back turned then launches a snowball, knocking him out of the sky. He then dives into the snow to hide.*

*Peregrine barely manages something that could be considered a "landing" as he falls to the ground. "That's it! Nobody shoots me down!" he says to himself as he readies his next weapon. "Lets see how that fur hides heat" he thinks evilly as he brings the missile launcher to his shoulder. White fur and a cover of snow make no difference as the wolf's body heat makes a nice target against the frozen background. Peregrine launches the missile. The SnowSlayer5000's seeker has no trouble finding White Wolf, and the missile's shaped snowcharge explodes in his face. But the pain White Wolf is now discovering is not the end. Almost as if some god was watching and laughing, the snow melted by the missile's engine refrezes almost immediately turning White Wolf into a rather ugly looking statue.*

*Acrid comes back and nobodys here, so he builds a bigazz ice fortress surounded with a moat filled with ice spikes.

*Acrid then builds fully automated snow-bolt launchers to fortifiy the stonghold and welcomes peregrine to use the tower filled with a endless supply of snow balls and snow boulders.

*Without anyone still around to stop Acrid he develpoes snow nuke missiles of mass destruction, for political reasons only.

*Still no-one around Acrid builds extra ice walls around the fortress and more automted snow-bolt guns

--good catch big D

Are these guns automated, or automatic?

*Bozone walks in the unlocked front door of Acrid's castle

*Bozone sneaks up behind Acrid and dumps a snowball down his neck

*giggling, Bozone makes his getaway out the front door and behind a near by tree.

i dont get it

*As Diplomat stands around looking confused, Peregrine dive bombs him as well, knocking him over and into the snow. The newbie properly welcomed, he lands in Acrid's tower*

*Pack Rat was waiting for a good moment to get back at peregrine and from the moment peregrine lands in the tower, Pack rat uses his Snowartillery2000 and bombards the hell out of the tower*

*bozone sees the ambush and throws a snowball at peregrine, knocking him out of the air.

*bozone then launches a snow gernade at diplomat, burying him in snow.

While his 450 000 Snow Cossacks work quickly to build an Ice Redoubt in the depths of Sibera, Marxist ßastard manufactures 280 metric tons of red, white, and green mustard gas and puts it in canisters with crudely drawn Christmas trees and a label that reads "From Santa."

Soon, with the Redoubt completed and his forces growing in number, Marxist ßastard sets a route to Mojlnir's fortress, leading his army in a Katslusha launcher modified to carry two HERF guns and a radio jammer. As the sun sets over the tundra, it is eclipsed by his forces of Snow Cossacks and dozens of biplanes armed with snowball launchers. Between his mounted minions is enough brute force to topple a small country. Between his biplanes is enough supplies to sustain his army for decades and enough mustard gas to set all the world's lungs aflame. As he rides onward into the night, the only illumination for hundreds of miles coming from his single working headlight, he whispers a single thing as he plans his assault...

"Merry Christmas."

<ooc: please read the posts, I can't be in two places at once!>

*Peregrine watches as yet another innocent bird falls to a well aimed snowball. Then ducks behind a wall as the artillery smashes away part of the tower. But enough remains for his counterattack. Determined to make bozone pay for his crimes, Peregrine takes control of one of the snowmachine guns. He covers bozone with a few hundred snowballs, then swings the gun around and turns Pack Rat's artillery into swiss cheese.*

Roland sees Peregrine at the snow machine gun and uses his levatate amulet to fly above Peregrine carrying a massive snow ball he drops it burrying the bird in snow.

With that acomplished roland pulls out his snow rocket launcher and he launches enough rockets to take out a army at Dark one

*Troubled by dreams of snow covered Cossacks, Mojlnir paces the battlements of his fortress*

"Why have the pink ones not retaliated?" he mutters to his #2 Frosty, who is standing watch at Sno-dar 5600.

"Sir," Frosty yells, "you might want to look at this!"

"What now?! Darn it man, can't you see I'm brooding over here?" yells Mojlnir.

*the screen displays an army the size of which Mojlnir has not seen since he was a young corporal in the Snowars of '67*

"I should have known..." mutters Mojlnir as the moonlight reflects off his evil grin*

"Wha..." stammers Frosty, a puddle of yellow snow forming beneath him.

"Silence man, now is not the time for nerves! Order the long guns readied and tell the sno-flak gunners and the phalanxs to battle stations. Pass out the gas masks too!" orders the grim faced Mojlnir.

"Gas masks...?" asks Frosty in a small voice.

"Yes, gas masks you idiot." snipes Mojlnir "We'll need them 'ere long, if I know anything, its how this Marxist Bastard operates."

*Frosty runs off to give orders, leaving Mojlnir to stare into the distance at a small wavering light, singing in a low falsetto...*

"Santa Claus is coming, to town..."

*Acrid Prepares the launch of depleted snow nucular missiles and aims for Marxist bastard's Muster gas fortress, waits on approval from moderator before firing*

Roland flys to one of the few trees sticking out of the deep snow. There he post a sign that reads:

Mercenary for Hire will work for the highest pay
will switch sides for more pay(or just for the hell of it)
For more information contact roland through the telepath
spell attached to this notice.
After posting the notice he flew back into the sky.

*Acrid growing worried of retaliation fires a standard ice shard missle at Marxist Bastards Army oblierating a good portion but still many remained on course for Mojlnir's fortress*

*Acrid then builds a fortified ice gate to serve as a deterant from any that would attack our nuclear missle base in Acrid fortess*

*Acrid then goes up into his tower to find diplomat stuck in the snow floor. and damage everywhere, Acrid summons Ice Shades to rebuild the tower and imprison diplomat and any that come in or near his domain.*

*Acrid stands by waiting for diplomat to wake up bu tfears he may be dead.*

*Acrid then sends out Ice Shade hunters to find Bozone and capture him for a proper execution at Acrids Fortess.*

*Finally Acrid declares a cold-war on Marxist Bastard*

*As Mojlnir paces, he grins as muzzle flashes dot the horizon*

"Marxist is running into harassing fire, excellent, I must remember to send Acrid a bottle of vodka in thanks" muses the pompous general to himself.

*Turning too quickly, Mojlnir slips and falls on his butt, bruising his tailbone and ego*

*Jumping to his feet, Mojlnir looks around sheepishly and heads down to the gun batteries to nit-pick his gunners grammatical skills*

*Frosty, the trusty second, seeing that his boss had slipped, decides to take it upon himself to salt the walkways and battlements*

"I saw my gramps do this back when I was a kid and it snowed, so this must help" says the misguided second.

*Unbeknownst to Mojlnir, his fortress is now slowly sustaining ever increasing damage...*

Roland relizing the flaw in putting the notice on the tree so he flew to each fortress posting his notice:
Mercenarys for Hire will work for the highest pay
will switch sides for more pay(or just for the hell of it)
For more information contact roland through the telepath
spell attached to this notice.

*As a leaflet flutters past his face, Mojlnir is jolted from his concentration on a really witty remark about his chief gunners use of the word 'is'*

*He stoops and picks it up*

"Mercenary for hire....hmmmmm" muses Mojlnir "this guy could come in handy. Now for this telepathy thing?"

*Shrugs shoulders and decides to try yelling*

"Hey Roland!! You there?!"

im changing the notice so that its for my mercinary army(of vampires)
Ps sunlight doesn't effect them they where suits that are enchated against the sun.

Roland hears Mojlnirs call and flys down to him."Yes?"

*Hoping the telepathy thing worked, Mojlnir waits to see if Roland agrees to the contract*

*Mojlnir slowly sips a cup of tea and orders a fresh pitcher of refreshing beverage be brought for his guest*

*Acrid becomes increasingly paranoid of the Marxist Bastard and summons Ice phantoms with the ability to alter form, he orders them "Take my glorious form and that of the dark one so the assassins that would come for me would kill you instead and seeing the dark one will scare them away!"

*Acrid then loads his Frostmus (frosty version of the french famus assalt rifle) and hides deep with in his dungen building a natural imunity to mustard gas and target practicing on Marxist Bastard ice statues.

*Ice shades man all non-atutomated snow bolt machine guns

QUOTE
Is this the telepath link attached to the notice? Anyway, would you care to join my little army for, say 100,000 sno-dollars? You would be free to come and go as you please from the fortress, have access to all weapons and defensive systems, as well as bunk space for you troops and unlimited access to the private bloodbank on level 4. Plus, I have a cool secret hand shake and you get a commemorative cap too.

What do you say?


Sure i accept

ooc:copy this and post it on the thread though

*above is super-secret terms of Vamp_Roland/Mojlnir pact...determined through telepathy*

*Turning to his new-found compatriot, Mojlnir appraises the mercenary...and likes what he sees*

"What do you think of our defensive positions Roland? Have you any suggestions?"

No now suggestions. But i and my mercenaries will be glad to serve you here.

Mojlnir looks around after hearing the word mercenaries. but he see nothing then he sees that behide where roland is standing the snow falls straight down at some places and curves at others. Further examination shows that the curves form human forms.