Heard about mudcrabs by the shore once too often? Been driven over the edge by incessant talk about the Fighters Guild's latest recruitment drive? Infuriated by NPCs treating you like an idiot? Enraged by guards who don't pay their proper respects to a hero ('by the Nine, aren't you the hero of ****** YOU CARROT STEALING SCUM?!')? Fed up with counts and countesses trusting you with their innermost secrets/keys to their bedchambers... but not enough to discuss house prices with you?

Vent your anger here!

I would like to make it clear that I've never before in a game felt this urge to depopulate the entire gameworld (hey, that 'Armageddon' spell in Ultima VII was pure accident - of the 'I wonder what this button does' kind!! Could have happened to anyone!) - but the NPCs in Oblivion have turned my character into a spell-wielding homicidal maniac.

So, if you have an Oblivion hit list, who's on it? Or conversely, if nothing but wholesale slaughter will assuage your anger, is there anyone you would spare?


After travelling extensively Sevenne now has a grudge against just about everyone she has encountered. After her 'little black book' of people she took a dislike to extended to so many volumes that it alone started to use up her entire carrying capacity Sevenne instead made a list of those she considers worthy of becoming future minions. So, here is Sevenne's list of those she feels benign towards.

- Dagail in the Leyawiin Mages Guild - she's the kind of eccentric crazy old woman one could imagine having a house full of cats. Sevenne approves

- The Count of Skingrad - Sevenne likes his style

- the painter and his wife - they were suitably grateful and grovelling after Sevenne helped them

- the woman with the cheese collection

- the followers of Sheogorath - they didn't mention mudcrabs or the Fighters Guild. Not even once

- the Argonian talking about the rat recipes. Sevenne thought she detected a sense of acerbic humour there, which is, of course, to be encouraged

- Sinderion in Skingrad - he seems to be good at his job, and therefore useful

- the Emperor's lost heir. Nice voice - unlike all the rest of them

- the guy from the Dark Brotherhood - now he's got style! He promised to visit Sevenne again in her sleep soon... is there any place in Cyrodiil that sells low-cut black lace nighties?

- Glarthir in Skingrad... there's just the minor snag that he's already dead.

- the Anvil girl gang - preying on the gullible and exploiting their prey's base instincts... they're people after Sevenne's own heart

- the guy with the weird dreams in Bravil


Yes. Sevenne really does hold grudges.

I would spare the arena fanboy. Why end his life so quickly? I will torture him forever. I would spare M'aiq the liar too, because he made me laugh in MW. and the woman running "a fighting chance" in the imperial market district. I sell all my items to her, and she looks so friendly (after a few big deals). And not to forget Arvena Thelas, because she is a bit weird. Was the female dark elf in MW with the rats called Arvena Thelas as well? The name looks familiar. So many little jokes....

Here goes:

- Rignor. I want her Armour. Now.

- Glarthir. The Fargoth of OB.

- Sir Drad. He's a complete %&$!, but I got my Revenge via Malacath.

- Lady Drad. Hates having visitors clearly, revenge also gained via Malacath.

- Azura. A grudge that stems from Morrowind.

- Hairymonobrow Lex (Or whatever his name is). Pompous fool.

- That MG guy. Thanks for almost getting me killed by Necromancers, Jerk.

- Marius Caro, count of Leyawiin. Tortures people - sicko.

- Jeetum Ze. Thanks for getting me drugged up on Hist, you stupid Lizard.

- Ja Fazir. Psychic Kitties should be made Illegal.

- Maglir. Two-faced little jerk.

- Mehrunes Dagon. The reason is obvious.

I always thought the fanboy was the Fargoth of Oblivion since everyone wants to kill him (tons of movies on the internet on which he gets tortured). Oh well... Let's call him fargoth 2.

man if any of those NPC's get on my nerves i would just save where i'm at then kill them and keep doing that till i'm happy or just don't care any more. That little annoying kid from the arena that likes to hang around u I killed him about 20 times !

Glarthir. But it's ok. After I let a guard chop him to bits, I dragged his corpse back to his house and set him up outside the door. Now, when I have junk items, I drop them on his lap while he stares vacantly across the street. Staring at what, you ask? Staring at that poor woman he had me tail. I now live in his lovely home when I make stops in his fair town. He's my medieval garden gnome.

Perfect.

I only really have one guy in the game that I hate - that jackknob who runs First Edition in the Imperial City. The guy looks and sounds snooty... and the way he says "Good Day" makes me want to introduce him to my mace.

Theta Orionis I would like to announce to you there is a rather helpful spell for you called party hard its here:
http://www.tessource.net/files/file.php?id=2933. realy nice!!!

Monoxide, please don't post one liners, or worse, one word posts, as that's considered spam. Please flesh out your posts a bit more, thanks.

Oh ho - now that's a spell, Soulblazer. I'll have to make a "for fun" mod of my own sometime in future.

As for a hit list... well, I tolerate patronising NPCs, but only because I'm used to it from many years of MMORPG playing. There might be a few, but it's not something I've really thought about. I must contemplate more on this...

Well if you are into the modding business could I send you some ideas about my spells? please pm me!!! I've been playing a wizard in dnd so long that I have learned to make some great spells! (A needed addition would be a tracking spell, never lose your intended npc amongst the chaos of fighting!!!)

I like torturing the funboy, i punch him, paralyze him, shoot him with low damage destruction spells, use him as a bait in dungeons. He runs away sometimes but always comes back. He is masochist i guess. There is no need to kill him. He is my stress puppet.

I have a personal grudge against all NPCs who freely admit me to their homes and then lock the door so I have to pick the lock to get out - and then report me to the guards. Umbacano will be the first to go! When he has paid me for all the statues that is!

Weird, i never picked locks to get out. Only after i get out the door is locked. I guess NPCs have a personal grudge against you too.

All the NPCs who are ever rude to me I want to kill. Some dark elf in an inn told me he would turn my bones to dust and some guy who said he does not know me, nor does he want to. (Though I've got his number.)

It's so frustrating because I could kill these peons with one flick of my little finger, but then I'd have the law on me.

*Please don't read unless you've played the main quest the whole way**

Bolina's Grudge? Well let's ask her shall we? *

Say, Bolina, you're the top of the mages guild, saviour of the world and arena grand champ - got any grudges?

Me? Ohhh how about...

EVERYONE ON THIS STINKING... FESTERING.... HULK OF .... VILE....

I work my ass off for you people MY ASS OFF! And what do I get? A MOUTH FULL OF ABUSE!!

Where's MY statue?

WHERE ARE MY LEGIONS OF ADORING FANS!!!???

I saved your SORRY empire, did ALL OF THE WORK for that guy that you all so love to HAIL and CHEER at everytime he goes past and what respect do I get? ... some guy actually saying

"Gee we need an Emporer now... an emporer.... mmmm.... oh well! Here's a peice of amour, bye! dont let the door hit your ass on the way out lackey".

@%$#$?!

I expect to be treated as a GOD and what do I get in return?! They could at LEAST make me Emporer!

No actually, I prefer to be God. Now you - woman - go make me a mod that will give me some damned RESPECT around here!!

- Um yes ma'am.... o0;


Yeh, Bolina's pissed. It's a good thing she's really easily distracted by shiny things or you'd be in trouble. My other character, on the other hand, is going to unleash all kinds of hell if she doesn't get some serious respect once she's done saving their sorry hides.... bettter get that mod done and fast omg...o0;

Minnamarco- the King of Worms, oh wait...I had to kill him. Unfortunately he wouldn't let me join his little club, and I guess he didn't size me up before he started casting 10 spells a second, 75 pts of absorb magika = regeneration sensation. So after he died I took his robe and staff, and as the arch-mage of the guild decided I would adopt the title the King of Worms and carry out his legacy, but instead with the Mages Guild doing my bidding.

Hit List:

- Mage Apprentices; the little wannabe followers can't get enough of me for some reason. After having like 5 of them follow me around like dogs I had an evil stroke of genius. I went back to the cave where the final battle took place and gathered as many necromancer's robes as I could. I traveled to the University and contracted a lonely Apprentice to follow me. After going on a not-so-fun adventure, I took her into the middle of a field, killed her, took off her robes, put a necromancer's robe on her, and then ressurected her. Repeat that 5 times and you have a nice little undead horde possy. Enter Balthamir, The King of Worms (aka, Arch-Mage). "All Apprentices, please report to the Arch-Mage's chamber for a special Conjuration lesson."

-Imperial Legion Battlemages; oddly enough, despite my virtually being in charge of them, they still scold me for some reason; then they have the nerve to act all nice when they talk to me...go my undead Apprentice minions, feed.

My most fervent grudge is against the couple in Anvil who set me up on the Sirens' Deception quest. Their story is absolutely ridiculous and only serves to string me along like a chump for something they were too lazy to do themselves.

No one plays me a for a fool. I'd like to conjure something extrovertly vengeful and ironic, like frenzying them until the Anvil City Watch despatches them.

The folks on my "Cool" List, the ones who will never feel my wrath, include:

The Count of Skingrad. Never mind the... thing. He's just a cool guy all around. Even when he had information (for a price) I didn't mind it at all. I figured out long ago that "nothing is for free" and well expected I had to conduct a task. That task, of course, yielded a good looting oppurtunity and offered a fair bit o' fun as well. Can't say "No" to solicited mayhem.

Owyn. He's like an Army Drill Instructor. You don't have to love him (and please, no hugs) but you can't disrespect him, either.

The Orc bookstore owner in Leyawiin. It's as if you had Mr. T for a librarian. I pity da' fool who cannot appreciate that.

hmmm, i would definetly SLAUGHTER Glarthir, every fregin' time i go to skingrad i despertely avoid him only to encounter him by chance as i walk out of a building in the satisfacting rush of having completed a quest that has completely put me off glarthir guard...then if i choos not to help him he goes and kill some un-important npc and ill hear about it every time i talk to anyone in skingrad...wich happens to be my favourite 'killing spree' town----in a relaxing PANIC sort of way..so glarthir do me a favour pal...go hang yourself. ill come watch.

well about My non hit list: The archmage is one 'cause he acts more than just talk crap. Then its he count of skingrad. What a nice fellow, I'd gladly give him a piece of a beggars neck. Next are Owyn and Ysabel. Really great people, introduced me to the nice looking bloody arena (it completely reflects my character). Also don't forget Martin, He's nice sometimes and thanks me often for saving his bottoms in K****h, and definitely not the blade grandmaster. He's bossy but has a nice blade (I should steal it sometime). My hit list includes: Glarthir (reason obvious), the arena fanboy (even more obvious reasons), most counts (stinkin' hypocrites), and of course EVERY SINGLE BAS***D TALKING ABOUT THE THRICE BEDAMNED GOBLINSOR MUDCRABS OR WHATEVER!!! I hate those guys. Its like the most powerful fighter is afraid a bunch of mudcrabs! geeze instead of talking about trolls or daedra they worry about mudcrabs!!! I also include those psychic guys sensing immediatly how good you are in alchemy or alteration or in the aurra of mysticism or whatever. I also have already killed the couple in anvil for being a pair of lazy-**** and having me do the tough part, and that idiot Benirus for being a stinking coward and having me face a *spoiler*lich*end spoiler* alone. These are the important ones but there are so meny more I have forgotten them!!! lol

I would spare the girl in the Dark Brotherhood (I think her name is Marie Antoinette or something like that.) She's the best looking girl in the game!!!!