QUOTE(Malchik)
Suddenly the machine splits apart to reveal a frayed and frazzled Malchik. "Will you stop beating on me like that Mordred! Your fellows have deserted you. Go home quickly now while I dismantle this thing."
Full Version: Quotes Of The Rp
Now that it's over, it's time to have a little humor break from all this Daedra fighting. Post your favorite things people have said in the RP. I'll start with one from Malchik a few minutes ago:
Here's a good one, from just after teleporting by Kyr Kanos of the Woodland Castle group...
In a matter of moments it was over, Rif found himself standing with his companions being addressed by a tall..Wood Elf? "Now that aint right," he mumbled so none could hear. "A tall Bosmer... this IS some kind of adventure alright."
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In a matter of moments it was over, Rif found himself standing with his companions being addressed by a tall..Wood Elf? "Now that aint right," he mumbled so none could hear. "A tall Bosmer... this IS some kind of adventure alright."
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This wast probably one of the best and most annoying posts by Malchik.......
As Aldhelm takes the equipment from Erunanion he trips upon a boulder. He falls heavily with a cry of alarm. The mortar hits a rock and splits in pieces.
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As Aldhelm takes the equipment from Erunanion he trips upon a boulder. He falls heavily with a cry of alarm. The mortar hits a rock and splits in pieces.
As the Daedra in the tunnels draw closer to the cavern.
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"Mordred already prepared to make himself inviseble when Evaeril walked in, he didn't had a momont to lose so he grabbed Evearil and used his ring of jump to jump to the cieling and grabbed one of the stalegmites hiding behind it. he hoped the kahjit would stay quiet."
This one had me laughin hard when Trebbits turned himself into a clannfear in the Woodland Castle story...
.... Clanfear! Another one! How in the gods holy undergarments did that get there!....
Had to add this one too and then must get going.. but Frog (Woodland Castle Story) had just woken up to find the leader at the camp had been attacked and so what is the best course of action... well apparently Argonians just don't think well on an empty stomach...
Frog
.... "You all ok?.Sonnoba do you think you could patch her up?"
"I'll go look for some thing for us to eat, I could use the distraction" With that Frog heads quickly and yet silently into the Forest armed with his spear. ....
Whats so funny is how fitting that is to the one I see as Frog.
ok really runnin late now, will be back in a few hours. Great thread idea!
there have been many but time is short right now I will definately make a post here later with more of the ones I have read that made me L O L
QUOTE(CertifiableX @ Mar 18 2006, 03:55 PM) [snapback]132576[/snapback]
.... Clanfear! Another one! How in the gods holy undergarments did that get there!....
Had to add this one too and then must get going.. but Frog (Woodland Castle Story) had just woken up to find the leader at the camp had been attacked and so what is the best course of action... well apparently Argonians just don't think well on an empty stomach...
QUOTE(dragonben @ Mar 9 2006, 10:59 PM) [snapback]129681[/snapback]
Frog
.... "You all ok?.Sonnoba do you think you could patch her up?"
"I'll go look for some thing for us to eat, I could use the distraction" With that Frog heads quickly and yet silently into the Forest armed with his spear. ....
Whats so funny is how fitting that is to the one I see as Frog.
ok really runnin late now, will be back in a few hours. Great thread idea!
there have been many but time is short right now I will definately make a post here later with more of the ones I have read that made me L O L
(Malchik previously says that there is nowhere to 'hide' in the cavern)
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"Mordred already prepared to make himself inviseble when Evaeril walked in, he didn't had a momont to lose so he grabbed Evearil and used his ring of jump to jump to the cieling and grabbed one of the stalegmites hiding behind it. he hoped the kahjit would stay quiet."
Then Malchik says: "The imaginary stalactite failing to materialise the invisible Mordred landed uncomfortably with Evaeril narrowly missing landing on his head."
Just goes to show you can't go looking for 'loopholes' in the DM's descriptions!
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"Mordred already prepared to make himself inviseble when Evaeril walked in, he didn't had a momont to lose so he grabbed Evearil and used his ring of jump to jump to the cieling and grabbed one of the stalegmites hiding behind it. he hoped the kahjit would stay quiet."
Then Malchik says: "The imaginary stalactite failing to materialise the invisible Mordred landed uncomfortably with Evaeril narrowly missing landing on his head."
Just goes to show you can't go looking for 'loopholes' in the DM's descriptions!
Kind of like the battle part of our group tried to start that went on in their heads.........
You mean this one? Yes, quite a neat way of working around some powerplaying.
QUOTE(Malchik)
The glori0us battle has taken place in their heads, perhaps a premonition of what is to come.
Well I rather liked writing this one. You would have to read the character's posts to appreciate the exquisite maliciousness of it all.
"Antehelios, catching the atronach nearest the door by surprise, knocks six wet weekends out of it with one blow. It manages only one stab in retaliation but for Antehelios it is the unkindest cut of all. No more exciting nights with the maidens of Earthly Delight unless he can find a healer good at sewing."
"Antehelios, catching the atronach nearest the door by surprise, knocks six wet weekends out of it with one blow. It manages only one stab in retaliation but for Antehelios it is the unkindest cut of all. No more exciting nights with the maidens of Earthly Delight unless he can find a healer good at sewing."
QUOTE(Malchik @ Mar 19 2006, 01:49 PM) [snapback]132859[/snapback]
Well I rather liked writing this one. You would have to read the character's posts to appreciate the exquisite maliciousness of it all.
"Antehelios, catching the atronach nearest the door by surprise, knocks six wet weekends out of it with one blow. It manages only one stab in retaliation but for Antehelios it is the unkindest cut of all. No more exciting nights with the maidens of Earthly Delight unless he can find a healer good at sewing."
"Antehelios, catching the atronach nearest the door by surprise, knocks six wet weekends out of it with one blow. It manages only one stab in retaliation but for Antehelios it is the unkindest cut of all. No more exciting nights with the maidens of Earthly Delight unless he can find a healer good at sewing."
Malchik, you and your dice are particularly cruel, you know that?
In The Fallen Statue thread, this was funny only in its stupidity (on my part) - my mage Justun F. Thyme is asked to loosen the magickal lock on a trapdoor.....I go on & on about the magika, forgetting one thing.
Makchik makes a post next & says "A simple dispel spell should do the job. I presume the mage is capable of that"...and then continues the storyline. I forgot to have him loosen the door. *blush*
Makchik makes a post next & says "A simple dispel spell should do the job. I presume the mage is capable of that"...and then continues the storyline. I forgot to have him loosen the door. *blush*
This has become my new favorite quote, after friend karakulus begins scoffing down magika doggie biscuits that Malchik has included in our 'survival pack' for, I was pretty sure, my ghosthound narrator Baraka...who is just turning-herself-inside-out smelling the fragrant magical aroma of the dog biscuits, hoping some human will throw her one to taste & try out .... and then karakulus EATS ONE HIMSELF!
A post from Malchik comes:
OOC> The magical dog biscuits are for doggies!
Whew! That was a close one!!!! tee hee hee
A post from Malchik comes:
OOC> The magical dog biscuits are for doggies!
Whew! That was a close one!!!! tee hee hee
This one, just posted in the woodland's castle thread, is VERY weird and funny, and beats all the other's i've read for now IMO 
Made by Malchik ofcourse
The Golden Saint is addressing the assembled daedra.
"Soon the imperial province will be an uninhabitable dust bowl. But there is more. I have heard through the ether of a world where they believe we are nothing but imaginary creatures in a game. So I have cursed this device. Anyone who may have been part of this thread who tries to play this 'game' will find it constantly crashes and stumbles and stutters and rumbles and mutters and fumbles and gutters and it will become pure torture. And anyone who started in the thread but does not post between now and the end will find it happens whether the device is activated or not. Muahahahahahaha! First I will lead you in a hymn of praise to Lord Dagon and then we will activate the device."
Noooo we must save the forums! If we are going into the "this is a game" way, can't we just use "sethealth 0" on the Golden Saint? lol
Made by Malchik ofcourse
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The Golden Saint is addressing the assembled daedra.
"Soon the imperial province will be an uninhabitable dust bowl. But there is more. I have heard through the ether of a world where they believe we are nothing but imaginary creatures in a game. So I have cursed this device. Anyone who may have been part of this thread who tries to play this 'game' will find it constantly crashes and stumbles and stutters and rumbles and mutters and fumbles and gutters and it will become pure torture. And anyone who started in the thread but does not post between now and the end will find it happens whether the device is activated or not. Muahahahahahaha! First I will lead you in a hymn of praise to Lord Dagon and then we will activate the device."
Noooo we must save the forums! If we are going into the "this is a game" way, can't we just use "sethealth 0" on the Golden Saint? lol
QUOTE(Povuholo @ Mar 30 2006, 07:47 AM) [snapback]135144[/snapback]
This one, just posted in the woodland's castle thread, is VERY weird and funny, and beats all the other's i've read for now IMO
Made by Malchik ofcourse
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The Golden Saint is addressing the assembled daedra.
"Soon the imperial province will be an uninhabitable dust bowl. But there is more. I have heard through the ether of a world where they believe we are nothing but imaginary creatures in a game. So I have cursed this device. Anyone who may have been part of this thread who tries to play this 'game' will find it constantly crashes and stumbles and stutters and rumbles and mutters and fumbles and gutters and it will become pure torture. And anyone who started in the thread but does not post between now and the end will find it happens whether the device is activated or not. Muahahahahahaha! First I will lead you in a hymn of praise to Lord Dagon and then we will activate the device."
Noooo we must save the forums! If we are going into the "this is a game" way, can't we just use "sethealth 0" on the Golden Saint? lol
Wowww, that is beginning to remind me of that movie that they are advertising on TV to premiere soon at the movies ..... where if you die in THE GAME - you die FOR REAL. Something tells me that this kind of ability is at Malchik's disposal too. *shudder*
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