of the dealership.
Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind
blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as
he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue
lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then
110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for
this!" and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked
up to the Corvette.. He looked at his watch, and then said, "Sir, my
shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new
reason for speeding--a reason I've never before heard--I'll let you
go."
The old gentleman paused then said: "Three years ago, my
wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were
bringing her back."
