You know what I'm talking about. Someone says something that can be taken more ways than one if you're mind is in the gutter. My favorite one is when a female Altmer says " This is unexpected, but not unwelcome. Please continue." What's yours?

Female Nord: "Eeeeyuch, what's that disgusting smell?"

When I try to admire an NPC, but my persuasion fails miserably, I sometimes wonder what my character actually said.

Kan'ild Nammu on a recent visit to Ald Velothi:

Kan'ild Nammu: "Orero, you're the hottest smith in Vvardenfell. Will you take a look at my blunt weapon?"
Orero Omothan: "I should slap you."

Definaltly when i'm playing with a male character, and a male wood elf says "I have a feeling that you and i are about to become, very close"

"Is that a soulgem in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

"Seen any elves?... HAHAHAHAhahaha"

and

"N'Whaaa!"

Seconded, but only when I'm the opposite sex, otherwise a certain Woodelf finds themself with a certain sword rammed down their pooh-spouting throat.

"I'm watching you! Scum!"

"Moon and sky outlander!" -Random Dunmer.

i have no clue where...but there was a Dremora Lord in a city....i kept taunting him and finally he attacked me right after saying "after i kill you i will rape your dead body,dont worry , ill be gentle"

LMAO TRUE STORY

That was in Marr Ghann, in the mountans to the north. I believe he is in a shrine or by one of the pilgrems paths.

Yup, he's in the Shrine of Maar Gan, with the big rock.

Picture Simini Fralinie, bookseller extrodinaire for some really creepy pick-up lines
Care for some light reading?
What a joyful display. >Edit< this is when you stand neked in front of him. Dont ask
What may I do for you?
My pleasure, madame. Truly.
Well, hello there
Should you need something, I would be happy to oblige.

And top of the list

I think you'll find my books very enlightening.

brrrrrrr

Yeah. There is something slimy about those male Bretons. The voice actor who does them (Wes Johnson) will be back doing voices for Oblivion. Scary.

Well i think it was after buying a potion in the Ald Ruhn Mages Guild i heard a voice say something like "I don't remember teleporting suddenly i just stood there, naked and alone."

I think it was "I don't remember teleporting, but there I was, standing naked, and alone" something along those lines.

LOL I always want to ask ' For how long ' when I hear that

When an ascended sleeper says "The sixth house has risen" it sounds like he's taking a dump.

Or in Tribunal, an Imperial guy in Mournhold said that he could eat a babys arse through a sewer grate.

That's...cute.

Some of the stuff Therana' says...

"Tell my mouth that I wanted a Khajjit fur skirt, but don't worry, I've got one now."

It took me awhile to connect it properly with the events that has just happened, but when I got it...it was...funny, albeit savage.

"doing things like that will get you arrested outside"

The travel lady at the Vivec Mage's Guild often says, "I'm all yours. Go ahead."

Scent-of-Victory is a well-liked member of House Redoran. She notes that occasionally the guards will say "Helleow" as she passes. She wonders if something is pulling their (helmeted) faces out of shape to make them sound like that. If so, she is grateful that the Redoran guard wear full-face helmets.