hey whats up

Hi there. Welcome to the forums etc. We have members of all nations, creeds, ages and sexes here so enjoy.

Also, please be aware that "enjoy" is an order, not a request. Failure to enjoy your time here is considered treason against the People (under section 4.1.67, sub-clause d of the People's Laws and Regulations), and will be punished by death. If you did not know this, I would advise reading all 80,000 pages of The Citizen's Basic Guide to the Laws, as there are currently over 14,000 capital offenses under present regulations, and more are added every day. Have a nice day!

-Citizen-Admiral Peregrine

Newbie nr. 2 this week! Wonderfull! Welcome!

Hey there, welcome to the forums. As Malchik said, we do of course welcome people of all nationalities, although those people with amusing accents may be asked to repeat certain words for our entertainment

Welcome to the forums! Have fun and don't spam. ^^

Nice to see some new people bothering to post... it's been getting a bit lax around here.

Lax! Ahem... 5th...

Welcome to the forums, you proud person.

By the way, peregrine wasn't joking.

Welcome "new guy" (please note I use that term loosly) Have fun don't spam and burn your veggies. BTW if you find a wierd vegetable do not make any sudden movements it may jump out and bite at you You never know what they'll do.