Well, new to this, but not to an active forum. Hope i contrigute at least a little.

Welcome to the forums, I hope you enjoy your time with us!

This is wonderfull! It was so long ago someone posted a post like this
This must be a good sign, people are beggining to pop up from the ground...
(Besides: YEA I POSTED POST NUMBER TWO!)

Welcome here! Have fun!

Welcome, have fun etc. And you can contrigute as often as you like.

(Hey guys, does anyone know what I've just allowed him/her/it to do?)

LooooL...I'm guessing it was meant to be contribute, so we should be ok. Just incase we'll put him in level 3 quarantinee until further notice

Anyway, welcome to the forums Tarshtra

Poor Malchik, should've used a dictionary before posting. Oh well, was nice knowing you.


Contrigute (verb): To commit unspeakable tortures on Malchik, driving him to complete insanity over thousands of years of suffering. Second-stage contrigution involves consuming his soul, again over thousands of years, keeping him alive for the entire process. Finally, in the third stage, the corpse is defiled through various equally unspeakable sexual acts, then chopped into bits, burned, and the ashes scattered across the universe. This ensures the complete horror of any other contrigution victims which may happen to be watching, driving them deeper into madness.

Hmm, sounds interesting, I think a little contrigution once in a while might be good for you, sort of theraputic

Welcome to the forums Tarshtra, don't be scaried by this band of heathens who have welcomed you

Heathens? Hail myself I say!

I wondered what that tickling sensation was. I just love unspeakable tortures. Obviously I need an updated dictionary. Thanks for the insight Peregrine. I owe you one.

Welcome to the forums! Have fun and don't spam.

9th reply? Geez.

Heh, I guess that's what happens when you don't proof-read your posts correctly. Sorry about that. I'll try better in the future.

Welcome to the forums Tahsra. You'll enjoy it here.