Arrrr, mateys!


I'd have ye know that tomorrow be international 'talk like a pirate' day. So all ye landlubbers and scurvy sea-dogs out there, look ye here!

Now, where's all the rum gone, Dark0ne?


YARR!!!

Oh god, I remember all the dweebs used to celebrate this day at school.

Err...AVAST!

Shiver me timbers, ye scurvy dog. We be in control now.

Yarr!

I think national l337 speak day would be a much better choice tbh irl roflmao!!111oneoneone

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LoL! It took me 2 minutes trying to work it out, and saying it out loud just made me sound like a retard

When I found out that it was talk like pirate day, I found out too late


The only piratey thing I managed was a conversation between a friend of mine and I

Him: Pirates code my arse
Me: Don't go all anal on me. Harrrr!



Lame I know.

Why couldnt the boy go see the pirate movie? It was rated Arrrr...

Arr, that be a funny I heard a few years ago. If ye dont think that is funny, ye might just be pushed off the walking plank into the briny deep. Arrr.

By the way, ye landlubbers, have ye seen 'Down Parascope'? Tis a good'un.



I heard about National Talk Like A Pirate day and I only heard one person say one thing like a pirate day. How dissapointing. I must add me and Dark0ne to that dissapointing list. Shame shame shame.








Arrr.

Avast! It be that time again, ye scurvy dogs. Yarr.

Arr! All ye landlubbers wear a Johnny Depp mask now! Avast!

Yarr, I searched the seas with toil and trial, but found no booty all the while. But in that briny deep lies he, who---

YARR!

Must be why I had the incredible urge to drink myself into a stupor. Harr...

No wait, that was pms. Argh.

REAL pirates are too drunk from rum and stolen drinks to talk. Those who have attempted must have invented the "pirate talk". That's my theory at least and i'm sticking to it. ; )

Arrr, it's that time of the year again! Grab yer swords and some rum and dig me some post count booty!

AHOY!

So, this pirate walks into a bar with a steering-wheel protruding from the fly of his pants.

The bartender looks at him and says, "Man, that can't be good."

The pirate says, "Arrrrgh... It's drivin' me nuts!"

Groan!

What is a pirates favorite form of transportation? A "CARRRRR"

Heh..my 10 year old told me that one!

Why is the Rum always gone?!

arg,this be for myrmaad..what does a motorcycle sound like?...rum,rum rum

rum rum

Yep, again. You didn't think that because it was forgotten last year you'd get rid of it forever?

I mean... Yarr!