[COLOR=blue]Hey guys! Once I saw one ork drinking scooma. And the craziest: he told me he's a Khajit. So, don't drink much scooma, please!

It is definatly KAY!!!
A half naked blade chife, who likes SKOOMA.
I think he is sick

Yeah, Kay Cosades is the craziest man in all Morrowind!
By the way, I think Imperials are the stupiest people of all!
When I wasn't wearing the Imperial armor, those f***** coconuts didn't talk with me!!! THIS IS CRAZY!!!

Maybe you don't like Imperials, but someone does .
And they wouldn't talk to you because you joined the Imperial Legion and if you did join you HAVE to wear your uniform... (Like a police-man)

You have to wear a cuirass that's all and The Lord's Mail will do nicely. I have to disagree that Caius C is especially crazy compared to M'aiq or Mistress Therana but I suppose it's all in one's definition of craziness.

My strangest moment, which I reported not long after I joined the forums, was returning to Balmora and finding almost all of the townsfolk in the river Odai. That was in the days before I had mods or expansions so it was obviously something I said!

[SIZE=7]SO! I hate to wear this uniform!

Ibetter like to wear a normal armor!!! [SIZE=7]

Then why don't you download the Imperial Legion Badge mod? That way you don't have to wear the armor. You can find it on MWSummit.

I would have to say that I dont take a fancy to being called 'Muffin' by Crassius Curio. Theatre truope or not, he is just too fruity for me. Have him meet with Elton John or someone. I would have to say that probably the craziest thing I have ever seen is... probably all of the candles I have collected. Thats my hobby in the game, collecting candles.

Haha... what was bad for me was when Curio told me to remove all my clothing for to get a sponser for House Hlaalu. And I had a male character at the time. It was scarring.

Attention NO One

I Think the Sixty house is craziest have you ever see weird things?

like Chairs on Chairs?

Or those *MAD* Ash slave/dagoth/zombie or some of those?

and the almost clothless dreamers?




I always wanna be a dreamer....

wait! I'm a dreamer! because I Dream! heheheh!

I'm surprised no-ones mentioned that wizard who falls from the sky outside of Seyda Neen. That was a pretty wierd one, especially on the first time of playing. Crassius Curio also ranks pretty highly on my wierd-o-meter too *shudder*.

Tarhiel CAN be saved if you manage to cast a slowfall spell on him... so he's not that special anymore. Oh, and mad guy? It's the "sixth" house. Not the sixty house. Almost sounds like a weird brothel. O.o

You can save him? Smart. Does he have anything useful to say or is he a mindless NPC?

If you click on him with the console open and type 'resurrect' it has the same effect. Possible with some other characters too but not many.

Really? I didn't know there was a command like that. That'd make life easier...

One of the silliest things I saw was when my nephew was playing the game I just walked in and saw he was standing by this huge pile of cliff racers that he`d slaughtered. He`d run off into the ashlands get a load of `em to chase him then slaughter the lot. I think the pile would have measured about 60ft high in real life.

Obviously using god mode The little varmint

You can ask him what he was doing up in the air, but all he says is "I don't want to talk about it."

Obviously scared the crap outta him

oh yea.... I walked there and suddenly hear that weird sound. I think what the? Who's attacking me. I draw my blade and turn around. Nobody. Put my blade back, turn around to continue my journey. OMG A DEAD MAN ON THE FLOOR OUT OF NOWHERE! It suprised me.



Nah not the high fall. He saw dragons! Maybe he is afraid, or maybe he doesn't want to share his fantastic discovery!

listen to M'aiq, the weird khajit. He says that Dragons fly high up in the sky but when they get low they become invisible.




Just kidding ofcourse, i know there aren't any dragons up there, but if you talked to M'aiq first, and then save that guy and he doesn't want to talk about it, you might have thought differently.

Dragons with special powers making them even invisible in the CS! Now thats what i call power

edit: Woops should've put that in one post. Oh well, no changing it now.

EDIT: Wanna bet?

- Switch

i seen a fish flying in the sky

Where did you see that?

ummmm........WHER DID YOU SEE IT!!!!

Two cliff racers mating, that was pretty weird...

You know when a cliff racer gets stuck behind a tree? Well, there were two stuck behind the tree...kinda looked like...you know...

and ofcourse you cancelled your hunt to study this interesting behaviour of the cliffracers.

Man... I'd rather go chat with Curio than to know what you're "observing." You're like that one Dunmer scholar who had to check out those rutting Kagouti.

Craziest?

Sotha Sils ... erm... leggy things
and that noise!

Never went back there.
Brrrr

Almalexia's slap me face is the next, but thats just anoying.

A thing that isn't crazy per se is in the Firemoth plugin (good little plugin by the way, other quests like that would have been cool).

You've just fought your way past an island of easy to kill skeletons, a room FULL of rats , then you come to The Room. You go in, and theres some more asy skeletons. You despatch them, turn round and find all your mates on the floor. Ah.

You luckily sidestep and a bolt of magic crackles into a pillar to your right. "Ah ha, you fetcher, time to give you what for."

And then you're dead. Hmm.

***

Not crazy in so much as it is blind rage-inducing.

Its my duty as a scholar...

PC: "Heh heh heh, hey Pemenie, they're like...you know...heh heh heh"

Pemenie: "Will you SHUT UP about the darn cliff racers already!"

PC: "Heh heh heh...heh...err...nice boots..."

*Slash* "Guuuuuuurk!"

Man, I gotta stop coming on here late at night, things get weird...

I saw some fish flying in Morrowind too. (It's tipical on Morrowind )
So I am explaning (for those, who don't belive and understand WHY)
It's very simple realy:
you see, it is a bug, when you enter or exit some interiors or exteriors, it atomaticly places all NPCs and monsters on their original places, and somtimes something goes wrong. And what about explaning the flying fish: it just placed it above the hight level (Z) 0, and since it has no moves on the surface, it just uses the moves under whater, and since it is like "flying" under whater it is flying in the air like in the water. (This is only my teory)

I hope, that explaned the flying fish on Morrowind.

i rather have the more roleplaying explanation. Magical fishies!

GOOD ONE!!! HA! HA! HA!

Seeing a corprus stalker try to run, in a mod.

I was rolling on the floor with laughter, such was the hilarity of it all.

I guessed I saw nothing until I downloaded the Partners Mod.
And im not laughing cause theyre naked.

The crazyest i ever met was that Khajit on a Island.

I keep laughing for about 1 minute wondering why he sits on that tinny Island.

M'iaq the Liar! He goes on and on about crap, but two of his subjects are actually true... mudcrab merchant and the sunken shrine of Boethiah.

I have found and rebuild the shrine, but Ive never found that talking mudcrab... despite the directions provided by Hanna's Whereizit but but but grilled crab is so niiiiicceee....

On topic: Sotha's leggies brrr




(edit weeks later) thank you all for the kind hints and directions to the talking crab, what I imply above is that I automatically kill and eat all crabs before trying to talk to them. My life is much better now with the rational wildlife mod.

I think it's somewhere near Vivec. Get a copy of Morrowind Prophecies and look through its Vivec area map.

I wonder how sotha sil looked like before he was in his um... current state.

lol i laughed my ass off when i first saw that guy fall.... GOD thats funny

The crazyest thing I have every seen would have to be when you kill some one and the game glitches, sending the body sliding around.... kinda creepy...

talking Mud crab. WTF is up with that

Easy... he sells stuff. Beer, actually.

Obviously, the developers were drunk when they put the mudcrap merchant in the game. O.o

The craziest thing I experienced was when completing the pilgrimage to Maar Gan. When I taunted the Dremora he said that after he kills me he would rape my corpse and be gentle about. My character is a male too. EEEurgh!

Really!? I've got to go try that! This would be the temple pilgrimage as you join the Tribunal Temple, right?

Just had a strange moment: Syin Shemazai, Imperial Bard is running around on the Bitter Coast, followed around by graphically naked Wine-Sot (thanks to Better Bodies) and my brother walks in.
Last time he saw MW was with the original peanut gallery version of hairy panties...

Did I detect a renewed interest in the RPG genre? Dirty little swine...
Yep here he is again, hehe

Another strange thing would be the Bosomer falling from the sky near Sadryth Mora.

Wha...?? There's another idiot like Tarhiel near Sadrith Mora? How would you find him?

I dont think it's one of the Pilgrims Path quests but it is definately a temple quest. Just go to Maar Gan shrine and to the right of the big rock you will see the necrophiliac Dremora.

Another crazy thing I've seen is this weird guy in Suran who believes himself to be the Nerevarine. He even thanks you for destroying Dagoth Ur. But when you kill the nearby Dreamer this guy takes offence in a big way and starts to attack you. When you kill him he has an Ash Statue on him. I think he may be a bit of a schizo.

I also came across a Nord in Ald Daedroth by the name of Horstar Home-Wrecker. What a name.

The Crazy woman in sadrith mora. The one who says " Hello, come to feed the spiders?" She is a complete LOON!

How about that psycho "Uncle Sweetshare" in Solstheim who poisons peoples food and drink with moon sugar?

In my latest game, I've joined House Televani so am doing quests for Lord Aryan around Tel Vos. I went through the dungeon in order to do the blighted queen quest in the local egg mine. I picked up the pages as I have before left by the the Imperials who were building the dungeon for Tel Vos. The final journal entry is supposed to have been left by the author when he came face to face with the fire elemental which was infesting the dungeon. Picture my great surprise this time when all I found were the toes(?) of a dead fire elemental poking out of a pool of lava. Presumably the fire elemental must have wandered into the lava at some point while I was elsewhere in the dungeon and take enough damage to be dead and recumbant in the lava by time I got to him With other characters I have some times failed to find the fire elemental in the Tel Vos dungeon but this is the first time I actually found out what had become of it..

I guess fire and molten rock just don't mix after all...

I like that easter egg spawn point in the Grazelands where the giants are born. Sometimes my new characters are a bit startled on their first visit though:

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