Dagoth ur. Il try not to spoil now. But the point is, dagoth ur, the evil baddie of morrowind, is standing on a high place. He shoots at me and i run to him with my sword. He says: Im a god, how can you possibly kill a ... Thats the moment i strike him, which pushed him a bit back, making him drop aaaaaaaalll the way down in the lava.

I also found that guy dropping from the air funny. He drops dead on the ground with 2 scrolls that boost your acrobatics by 1000 points in his body. I jumped forward and had to load the map every 3 seconds!

When crazed nords attack me, I normally smack them down with one or two hits. So they end up telling me that I'm growing weak as they are dropping dead to the ground.

Once, one of my characters stumbled during the last fight and they both ended up in the pit:

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Lord, I was dancin', dancin', dancin' so free
Dancin', dancin', dancin' so free
Dancin', Lord, keep your hand off me
Dancin' with Mr. D.

--M. Jagger/K. Richards

Odd, that's the second place I've seen today that says he has 2 scrolls, I always get 3.

You can save him with a slowfall spell, but if you do, he says "I don't want to talk about it"/

Are you serious! i gotta try that

My funny moment(s) when Kahjitt's say "this one is no more" then i smack them once and kill them

Killing king helseth to nick his AWESOME ring. Wearing that, going to Vivec and watching him kill himself with his own spells is always good. Letting Gaenor think he has won, then downing 10 mugs of sujumma and going ape. My orc character, using beserk, 20 mugs of Sujumma as well as 2 scrolls of warriors blessing, can you say TANK!! With all that pumpage, i took on all the "Her hands" (without Almalexia being there cause she is dead) and winning. Rather funny to down a total of 50 or something mugs of Sujumma giving me 1532 strength i think it was? so that plus beserk, plus swinging with 100 blunt weapon and using Aevar Stone-Singers mace, = one hit kill. I remember a commoner saying "if you think the high ordinators are tough, imagine warriors with weapons, shields, armor and soul's blessed by the goddess" funny thing is they just died with one hit!

Or when you need to bring a dress to therena (telvanni quest). She finds you suspicious, saying the dress could be cursed. She says that you should wear it. When you do that, she attacks you for wearing her dress. You can also give the dress to her slave, then she will kill him... Weirdo

If people keep insisting on posting spoilers in this thread, the Spoilers forum is where this thread is going to go.

Moved.