Of course, what I forgot was that the old members of the MWC forums, myself included ported over their posts counts to these forums without the actual posts being on the forums -- therefore when I ran the task that performed this it changed post counts to their accurate readings, compared to what it actually should be.
I'm not sure how many people this has affected since there aren't many now who still browse these forums from the MWC era, but you'll have to try and give me an accurate post count reading from today. I'll know if you're lying