I.....I....whent to ask him to make me hortator and he made ME KISS him :wub: Oh my god, i think i´m gonna be sick

ps: My caracter is an argonian male!

oh dear lord... what next :blink:

did he SERIOUSLY ask u that?

i mean undressing bad enuf... but a KISS!?

i dont remember that bit

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!!!


Just curious... does anyone know what he does if the character is female?

the same thing he does with the males... :blink:

if they made him any worse for females they'd have had 2 make the game an 18+

Yes he actually made me KISS HIM!!!! :wub:



ps: of course i could bribe him with 500 drakes, but i was short on money, i only had 26k <_< :wub: <_<

I just bribed him....and my attempts to admire him FAILED!! :o

This is why I don't join House Hlaalu.

It's my 200th post! woo hoo.

yea well you could always join house hlaalu and avoid him like the plague, which is what i did, or when you complete the main quest you get to look forward to making short order of him with whatever nasty device you can muster. i don't think the world will miss him, at all.

I like the character of Crassius Curio alot.

I really think they should fix it to where he can tell the difference between males and females.

I think it's really cool since my character is female.

If you look at him with a female character, you'll probably find him attractive looking. I think you have to be female yourself like I am.

Await your reply.

I just think his play "The Lusty Argonian Maid", however short it was, was funny.

Other than that, being male and using male characters for the most part, he kind of scares me. :o

I had a choice of a kiss or pay. I payed, I forget the amount. B)

Here - with all you guys out there kissing this 'uncle' of mine. Should we be taking something? Who knows what we could be passing on to each other. I know I was as sound as a bell before I kissed him. But...

Quick trip to the doctor immediately.

After Uncle Crassius helped in naming me Horator he was of no use to me. So as with anybody and everybody that pisses me off I used a special spell on him. It slooooooowly drains his health away until there is nothing left. I enjoyed every second of watching his health continously sucked out of him. That is until my patience ran out and I decided it was time for him to have a close-up meeting with my Daedric Dai-Katana. :lol:

I've never met him. Aren't I the lucky one? hehe

Ugh, thread necromancy not one but two times! Let this die! I mean, of all the dead threads to revive, this is not the one. We all hate him and we know it.

Me? I just posted on ones near the top... Sorry if I screwed up or anything...

Oh, sorry I did not pay attention to the dates.

It can be even worse :angry:
That dirty bastard made my dunmer (male) take of his clothes

gosh that man is a creep

Will he ask you to kiss him if you have blight? lol, just a thought.