i am an author lol you wouldnt think it with the poor gramma but hell i got ms works 7.0 and that does all the hard work and soon a whole horde of editors will glean through our work lol.
Me and my best mate have wrote a book that is a part of a series of books, we are about to sign a contract with publish america/britanica and we hope to write about fifteen books/ all fantasy adventure books.
Life is about to get better for me and my mate we both have families and we hope we can make a small nest egg to for our children.
Although i was kinda hoping on retirment at 30.
we hope too to release an online computer game too but im not going to say anything about for copyright reasons, anyway if any one else has met with some success in there lives post it here and get a standing ovation.



CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL WHO HAVE DONE WELL IN THERE LIVES AND I WISH YOU ALL EVERY OUNCE OF HAPPINESS.

You can't talk about it for copyright reasons? Since when can you not talk about things under the copyright law? Makes no sense.



Am I the only one thinking "WTF?".

THANK YOU FRIEND! LIVE LONG AND PROSPER! TASTES LIKE CHICKEN!

EDIT: So, seriously, tell us about your kids. Are you married? How were you able to secure such a lucrative publishing deal? Through your agent?

this is not the finnished synopsis of the book but it gives you an idea.
sorry about the cloak and dagger aproach but i dont want to upset our publisher.



SYNOPSIS

Alf the dwarf sorcerer is a book about a charismatic dwarf who is given the unfortunate job of saving his home world and all the people around him.
Book one starts with Alf adventuring to get demon armour that his god told him to acquire.
Before he can get the armour he has to go through many dangers and trails that will test his resolve and that of his companions, on his journey he meets new people and hires a whole army of mercenaries to achieve his goal.
Unbeknown to Alf the task at hand is much larger than he ever anticipated.
The begging of the ultimate test begins here in the Demon Mountains

the game we are inventing as not been copywritten yet hense the copyright jargen i dnt want to talk about it then end up playing it in a few years made by somone else so that i wont talk about yet. hope this clarifies a little and darkone could you please not use "WTF" we all know what it means even children.
If you have a question just ask, sorry about last night but i was kinda on cloud nine and if you look at my post im going around correcting them.


amazingly we are lucky we dont have an agent and we got this deal first time of our own backs.
i have 2 children both boys 1 is 8 months and the is 4, my missus is kind and understanding and she makes an awsome cuppa tea.

Good luck with your writing career.

I know what WTF means. It means "Where's the food?" I got home last night and shouted at my woman "HEY WOMAN! WTF???".

We had pork chops.

lol i wish my woman believed that she does do all the cooking but only at set times i wish she would alter that rule i get real hungry at about midnight
typing with one arm is hard i got my kid on my knee and his jumping around like a giant maggot.

Mmmm....... Chicken.

Well good luck with your writing Career.


I'll keep an Eye out for your book. Would keep two eyes but the other ones looking for oblivion .

BTW- Has anybody had those Burger King Chicken Fries yet. They look good

Don't worry, i think WTF also.

good luck with your writing career

I as well enjoy writing, I prefer comedy. I could send you some of my work if you would like to see it.