This is just to let you all know that I'm off on holiday from July 15th-22nd. Heading off to Stratford-on-Avon for a week. I'm sure you'll all miss me!

We surely will be glad to see the back of you. No no! I got that wrong. We surely will be glad to see you back! That's better!

Have a good time and don't overdose on Shakespeare!

Have fun and don't spam and enjoy your holiday!

Why thank you.

Such freudian slips. Honestly. I thought for a minute you savour my absence.

How do you know I wear Freudian slips, I keep them tucked into my underwear!

I've been there. I went to Shakespears house.

BAH! What a waste of time, come to South Africa instead.

I'm back!

Stratford-on-Avon (or upon-Avon whatever you wanna call it ) was actually pretty cool. The amount of old buildings from the 1500s and that was astonishing. Never seen so many... and all still lived in.

Welcome back!

Seriously though, I agree, it is a cool place.

BUT, if you want real culture...