* Sung to the tune of “Go Speed Racer, Go!”

Here it comes, see that cliff racer
it’s a nuisance with wings

It’s a nuisance and it’s gonna be stalking after someone

Just when you kill one and you’ve evened up the score,
Don’t look behind you ‘cause then you’ll see five more!

And when your out on a quest and there's important work
Bet your life a cliff racer’s-- gonna pester you!

Go cliff racer
Go cliff racer,
Go cliff racer go

They’ve got annoying calls-- wings kinda like a bat,
I’d hate to be around when they have to take a crap!

What a pain in the ass-- I can see one just ahead

Go cliff racer
Go cliff racer
Go cliff racer go!

Its annoying, painfully, expletives too rude for the forums-ly true.......

Does anyone else like this parody I did?

that is great... i love it.

High-freaking-larious. Nothing truer has ever been said.

Now, to release it on a demo-cd....

So true.

Later into my game I eventually took pleasure in hacking them to bits with my Daerdric axe whenever they tried to sneak up on me.

Hmm this gets me thinking, I should make an EP based on cliff racers, kwama foragers, rats, mudcrabs and the ever snuggly phantom sheep of the ashlands...

Someone should mod that song to play whenever you get attacked by a cliff racer, it would be redonculous. Well done.

I actually feel my greates accomplishment EVER in morrowind was getting a critical strike on a Cliff Racer. Boosted my ego thats for sure
Great song too...

That song should play all the time! I can't think of anything more annoying, in any game, movie, book, life, etc... more annoying than a Cliff Racer.