ok well as you know your char was taken out of the imperial sithis prison, so what did he do to get himself there?

my char. was a large part of a political uprising in cyrodil and is part of the cause for all of the trouble there now.

now who else?

Littering. And creating a nuisance.

Writing rude words on walls when I can't spell! (Apologies to Tom Lehrer).

I assume this isn't meant to be taken seriously!

my character was caught at pee wee herman's birthday party in the back room with george michael. i told him not to d@mmit.

my last character was attempting to take over the world but couldn't figure out how to open the pickle jar he kept his almighty ring of conquering in. the cops just kinda busted in and threw down ya know... shizzle....

My character did random stuff. Last time he sat in the middle of the city and started rocking back and forth humming the Morowind Title song. Since Morrowind wasnt out yet, they thought he was crazy and should be sent off to a distant island, but Vvardenfel was closer. Then they released him because the Title song was actually real.

mine did just steal a little bit bread...
no not like that, she was naked. first the gaurds liked it, until she also stole a gaurd armor

My char was jailed for being an accessory to murder since he was Jiub (the Cut-throat)'s best friend...

Running naked trough cyrodil...

Go figure...

Murder. Extortion. Bribery. Aggravated Assault. Felony Theft. Assault with a deadly weapon. Driving a Guar Without A License. Racketeering. Possession of Skooma with the Intention to Sell. Fraud by way of the Distribution of False Alchemical Elements. Cruelty Towards Bosmer. Obtaining Property by False Pretense. Burglary. Armed Robbery. Receiving and Concealing Stolen Property.

I was a bad, bad man.

My guy attempted Genocide on the Nords of Solstheim. (sp) Unfortunatly, his mental condition caused him to try it with a iron fork. You can guess where that went untill the Imperials found his hanging-by-a-string body in the middle of nowhere. After 6 months of rehab he recovered rapidly and his mental condition seemed to dissapear. It was only then they bit their tounges when he attempted Genocide on the Dunmer. Once again he was found hanging by his foot on a string over a red mountain lava pit. Thats when he went straight to prison.

My Guy Was In Jail Cuz He Failed To Amuse The Emporor (He Is Town Idiot) Now He Is Gonna Do All These Quests For Him Then When He's Done His Quests...
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!

My character was in prison for annoying the Hellbird with pointless spam.

Probably...

My guy killed an imperial noble and got sent to Vardenfell and eventually became an Ordinator

I did all the crimes in game as possible...
And sometimes ran around naked just to make people mad...

My guy ran into stores, stole infront of the people, ran off and stored the items to sell later and killed people in their homes then stole from them, and killed people in public.

oh yeah! well my guy stole peoples stuff then stole their house to put the stuff in then he went and kidnapped them and put them in their house and then he kidnapped a guard and then he killed the person in front of the guard and ran naked through vivec city except for an ordinator helmet and cuirass... needless to say my character is glad to not be walking around in that padded room anymore

My character was a necromancer who hated house huallu (or however u spell it) so i went around summoning skelotons and slayed all the residence in the towns of the great house including caldera. untill i was caught and executed. (from a mod).

KP DLU 4 life

bringing the scourge to Cyrodil ...... heh thank goodness the telvanni have connections in Cyrodil

bigemy, i dont know how to spell it but all i know is that i have a wife for every town now.

my guy was put in jail for robbing a shop while naked.He also liked to run around naked saying,"I killed 12 warriors bare handed naked!" .....

My New Character Was In For Not Fighting In Any Arena Matches(His New Title Is Peaceful Slayer= He Kill Millions In The Arena Now Regreting It He Swore Off The Use Of Weapons & Fighting For Good But Now Fights For Redoran...When Done With Them He Shall Fight No More)After That He Was Taken By The Emporer For Disobeying Orders & Placed In Prison back To His Home Land Of Morrowind(He Is A Dunmer His Name Is Nim Uvalen)

My guy raped a beutiful blonde because he was a loser in an alley with no bread to eat.

This is my first post, sorry if its bugged. my guy stole everything from divavth fyr's house (including the curiass of the saviors hide), then he had to give it all back. when he got out he stole it back.

My char. ran naked with her double d's hangin out and was a prostitut then she went to prison and got out on [COLOR=red][SIZE=7][I][U]Special Behavior HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

getting drunk and pissing on a house

My guy was imprisoned for trying to be friends with some one. Pere...... lets not go there

my character was in for

it was killing fargoth and being a

dis at the guards
please only read lines 1, 3, 5 and 6



If we aren't supposed to read 2 and 4 there's no point in having them.

As the forum may have those of 11 or younger (as opposed to those who post as if they were) we need to be a little careful what the parents may get to see.

got in jail because i made an enchanted ring "1 poison damage on self, constant" and sold it to someone. He equipped it and died. Yet i get reported

My character also deficated in public. Not only in public, but right in the emperor's scrib jelly. Needless to say, the emperor wasnt too thrilled. This was right after he was humming the song (see my earlier post).

My char was arrested for pissing on a guard he had just killed.
Sadly this wasn't the first time

My cahr was just going around Morrowind killing every guard that WAS in his way... And it became BORING and my char went to prison.
It was so rewarding to kill guard - I gained 1 level.
Do it people:
Kill guards makes you stronger, faster and more expirienced

First, my first character ran through the Emperor's palace waving a sword and screaming that she was the Pumpkin Queen. After that, she was seen defecating on the royal feast. Worse yet, she began to make her way through all of the beds of the young women living in said palace.

Then she was thrown out, and made her life preaching fire and brimstone around various villages, and telling them to capture all of the outlanders and sacrificing them by boiling them alive. She developed a thing of "elf racism" and did things to Bosmer that would've made Charlie Manson and Hitler proud.

Then she met some wierd orc with a really big sword and they burned down a bunch of villages. Usually ones with Bosmer in them. Then she framed the orc for burglary and got him sent to some island with more elves on it. She got jealous of all the opportunities for elf racism and started lynching anything with pointed ears.

She got bored with that, but then she was arrested and sent back to the palace to be made the royal entertainer for the Emperor. She figured he just wanted to sleep with her, and on her first performance she started with knife throwing and tried to kill him. So she got kicked out again. She still didn't know why they were so lenient with her.

She met some elf named Jiub, who, surprisingly, had a nasty case of elf racism. When they weren't trying to kill each other, they were trying to kill more elves. But then the orc got back at her and framed her for fraud of selling fake alchemy materials and posession of Moon Suger with intention to selling it to minors.

So she and Juib got thrown into Morrowind. And she decided that some orc was gonna get his ass kicked.

my dude stripped infront of the emperor