Post any random thing you for some reason know

Corkbulb root is commonly used in place of wood.

The design of Glass weapons originated from the High Elves.

Strangely enough, Corpus Weepings Restore Health.

There is a creature like a mudcrab but much larger called an Emperor crab (not found in game).

Ogrims are servents of Daedra Lord Malacath.

Resin is used as glue, and used to stiffen Chitin and Bonemold.

There are no horses, as they cannot adapt to Vvardenfell's harsh climate.

Scrib is the larva form of Kwama.

Scrib Jelly is crushed scrib skin.

Valenwood Wine is a Wood Elf drink not served in Morrowind for reasons unknown...

According to M'aiq (not a reliable source...) Mudcrabs run Pelagiad.

Winged Twilight are messengers of Daedra Lord Azura.

Thats all for today

I must say very interesting. Mudcrabs control Pelegaid??? Im not sure about that Isn't Azura an Adrera??

Did you know that to tell if a Nord is powerfull listen to his voice. Some of the most powerfull Nords had to have thier mouths sewn up or other wise when the speak the could topple mountain ranges.

Yeah Im owning atm

While you don't meer an emporer crab in game there is one who has "donated" his shell to making the manor district in ald'ruhn

Elswyer is a desert continent.

Azura, Daedroth Prince of Twilight, is one of the Daedra.

Imperial Culture originated from the High Elves of Summerset Isle.

Skooma is tasty.

Nords are execellent saliors and love the high seas <as well as killing, drinking and um killing >

The Khajitt are not thieves, they simply have trouble understanding the concept of "ownership".
They also have a native treat known as a "sweet meat".

that Wolf Queen person married that old king (i forget his name) at the age of 14!! scary, no? :blink: also they reckon that she may be the reason the future king who ruled from her tower was driven mad... ironically her own nephew. Pelagius III or something like that

You mean Redguards.

The Ice Blade of the Monarch was intended for an assassination that failed.

Im sure it said Nords. Thats why the are always by the sea <skall, dagen fel etc> Or was it the love of the sea. Even the random nord who fell asleep while sailing his ship was <no surprises here> a nord.

nords have a tendency to being trcked by witches, who take their clothes and weapons form thm(hense the nordin mournhold who gets really pissed at you when you ask him wat hapened to his cothes)

nords are exelent sailors:

skilled sailors, nords can be found in seaports and settlements along all the coasts of tamriel

(pg 13 of the morrowind instruction manual)

dark elves have no kings, only foolish imperial emporers

Ahh so I was right. Thought so. Anyway.....

The High Elves of Summerset Isle are the most intelligent race of Tamerial. Almost all of there laws/archticture/language has been used or adapted by every other race.

I'm not wearing any underwear.

Captain's Guide to Fishy Sticks can't be read because of the sauce.

Oh, and we all have way too much free time, just look at Baphomet! :lol:

Don´t forget exposing their private parts to the artic wind :blink: I mean i kinda understand exposing private parts to the wind can be refreshing, :lol: but to the NORDIC wind?!
They must have some natural defreser (can´t remenber how it´s writen ) in their blood! :blink:

well they are 100% immune to frost. they probably dont even feel the cold

The Daedric crescent is an outlawed weapon

somehow the temple BURNED daedric crescents. how did they do that?

Bosmer eat their dead :blink:

Ooh, another 1

Bosmer have an obsession with tree stumps. (look at fargoth)




WoOoOoO!!

200th post!

Everyone loves a vampire.

Orcs are descended from the Altmer and are elves. They are commonly called a beast race, though this is obviously untrue given the previous statement.

Orcish armor is based on Altmer armor designs.

The Daedroth Triminiac was transformed into Malacath after he was eaten by Boethiah.

Sheogorath is summoned on nights with thunderstorms; other Daedra worshippers are wary of summoning their respective Daedroths on these nights for this reason.

Ahh, I love to see my topic flourish.


(Not exactly a pieces of info, but a great pieces of thought)

Where does Resin come from??? Not Shalk Resin

Who gave a Vampire Vampirism? (Continue answering question until you run out of breath)


(Now for the info)

The Bitter Coast is also known as Smuggler's Coast

Not all creatures are weak to the blight disease, only kwama queen, kwama forager, kwama warrior, kwama worker, scrib, cliff racer, alit, shalk, kagouti, nix hound, and rats.

The Bosmer are carnivores, or so say the Dunmer.

Sload Soap is considered a animal product. Which leads to the question...what is a sload?

Cyrodill holds Black marsh to the south.

Cyrodill is a jungle Continent.

The Sload are a species of hermaphroditic amphibians originating from the coral kingdoms of Thras that are, presumably, extinct after a series of raids on Thras in retaliation for the Thrassian Plague, a disease that spread from the coral kingdoms to Tamriel, wiping out 90% (?) of the population.

The Adamantine Tower is the oldest structure on the Mundus.

Modern Orsinium was founded by Lord Gortwog and won in a duel fought with Steel Longswords and full Orcish armor. Its capital, Nova Orsinium, was founded mysteriously at the time of the Second Numidium effect.

House Dagoth custom distates that the challenger in a fight is given the first attack. Ash Slaves, Ash Zombies, Ash Ghouls, Sleepers, Dreamers. Ascended Sleepers, and Ash Vampires have greeting dialogue, some dialogue options and responses, and voice dialogue in TESCS.

The people at Bethesda wrote many of the in-game books at 3 a.m. full of caffeine


(look at the srmons of Vivec)

And Molag Bal, Deadra of Monster, raised the first vampire off the corpse of a fallen enemy


We have WAAAAYYY to much time on our hands

Vivec is a great big douche, but he's helpful.

This is OT, but I think someone should pin this.

Correct. Daedra, translates simply to "not of us". Aedra(spelling?) translate to something similar to "our ancestors". By this I think Aedra would be the ghosts or phantoms you see guarding tombs.

Err. Notes on the reproduction of the various races... very interestng.
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Notes on Racial Phylogeny and Biology, Seventh Edition
by the Council of Healers, Imperial University

After much analysis of living specimens, the Council long ago determined that all "races" of elves and humans may mate with each other and bear fertile offspring. Generally the offspring bear the racial traits of the mother, though some traces of the father's race may also be present. It is less clear whether the Argonians and Khajiit are interfertile with both humans and elves. Though there have been many reports throughout the Eras of children from these unions, as well as stories of unions with daedra, there have been no well documented offspring. Khajiit differ from humans and elves not only their skeletal and dermal physiology -- the “fur” that covers their bodies -- but their metabolism and digestion as well. Argonians, like the dreugh, appear to be a semi-aquatic troglophile form of humans, though it is by no means clear whether the Argonians should be classified with dreugh, men, mer, or (in this author's opinion), certain tree-dwelling lizards in Black Marsh.

The reproductive biology of orcs is at present not well understood, and the same is true of goblins, trolls, harpies, dreugh, tsaesci, imga, various daedra and many others. Certainly, there have been cases of intercourse between these "races," generally in the nature of rape or magickal seduction, but there have been no documented cases of pregnancy. Still the interfertility of these creatures and the civilized hominids has yet to be empirically established or refuted, likely due to the deep cultural differences. Surely any normal Bosmer or Breton impregnated by an orc would keep that shame to herself, and there's no reason to suppose that an orc maiden impregnated by a human would not be likewise ostracized by her society. Regrettably, our oaths as healers keep us from forcing a coupling to satisfy our scientific knowledge. We do know, however, that the sload of Thras are hermaphrodites in their youth and later reabsorb their reproductive organs once they are old enough to move about on land. It can be safely assumed that they are not interfertile with men or mer.

One might further wonder whether the proper classification of these same “races,” to use the imprecise but useful term, should be made from the assumption of a common heritage and the differences between them have arisen from magickal experimentation, the manipulations of the so-called "Earth Bones," or from gradual changes from one generation to the next.
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well theres a lot of interesting stuff in this thread, i think it's worth pinning. done

Did you know almost everyone in morrowind are addicted to moonsugar??
You know al the barter`s say they wont buy anything from you when you have moonsugar on you and that they dont want anything to do whit it??
Wel i was loking around in arile`s basement(Barter in seyda neen)and in a crate i found some moonsuger!!!!! :lol: :lol:
I bet almost everyone in morrowind has some moonsuger laying around!!! :lol:

Sotha Sil and Vivec are half Chimer, and Almalexia is all Chimer.


There are only two Dunmer stronghold populated in the fashion of a colony. Only one has people who don't want you dead.

I'm looking into this about the destruction of daedric weapontry.

We do know that they do suffer from normal wear and tear, but it would truely require either the heat of boiling water or magical flame, perhaps removing the trap spirit of the daedra inside the weapon then the destruction of it?

I'm thinking some nice lord of the rings style destruction by fire here. Hmm.... maybe that'll be a nice little side quest.... find the daedric crescent and throw it into red mountain crater!

Weresharks are afraid of water.

When the ocean runs read, when it is raining, when the moons are crashing, and When it is M'Aiq's birthday, there is an island full of Beautifal Naked Female Dunmer.

Dragons near the ground are invisible.

You can become a Lich

Naked Lich's are ugly.

M'Aiq is very funny.



P.s. 400th post! YAY! :lol: :lol: B) B)

Cliff Racer wings have two propites (for alchemy)

Leviate and Drain Willpower (hm, they certainly drain me of the will to live)

There´s some book about Vivec and Bal whatshisname where they "take their spears out and compare them"! :blink:

:blink: And I thought Vivec was a little fruity BEFORE....

I really need to read more of these books...

I'm not usually one to complain of a post going off topic, but this is meandering just a bit too far for my tastes. The 36 Sermons of Vivec are to be read on two levels -- as a code and figuratively -- note that you do not see literally among those two ways.

Is your post directed at me?

...Just to everyone who's been posting the "OMG LIEK VEVIK SI SO GHEY OLOLOLOLO!!!!!11!" remarks, and partially to the M'Aiq fanatics...

haha, so funny. :angry:

ok marxist im giving you a warning! stop being provocative towards other members or you're getting a strike.

I wasn't being provacative, I was just stating that the thread was going off-topic...

M'Aiq is cool! don't insult him!!!!

Back on topic:


uncle Sweetshare isn't the real Uncle Sweetshare. He just heard the poem an took over that role

Hulking Fabricants (the scorpion like ones) have souls. Venoumous fabricants (the nessie ones) don't. Both are machines.

A Summary of one Vivec book:
"While Vivec was practicing his gigantic form, Molag Bal came out of Nowhere, captured and raped him. Vivec then fell in love with Molag Bal, and the two had thousands of children together."

From what I can figure out, the Daedra Lords have interchangeable genders. They are untrustworthy even in their anatomy. Even Azura, who's supposed to be on your side, sends her messengers (Winged Twilights) after you.