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Which of Wadsworth's jokes was your favorite? Any know where theres a mod to add jokes to the robot?

#1 User is offline   Pagafyr 

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Posted 13 August 2009 - 08:40 PM

Did any of the Handy robot "Wadsworth" tickle your funny bones?
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Posted 14 August 2009 - 04:00 AM

They aren't exactly funny...But I would have to say my favorite was "I ounce visited a creamatorium that gave discounts for burn victims".
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Posted 14 August 2009 - 04:48 AM

I liked the one, "I was going to go a fortune teller convention, but it was canceled due to unforeseen events."
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Posted 14 August 2009 - 04:57 AM

"Two cannibals are eating a clown, and one turns to the other and asks, "does this taste funny to you?""
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Posted 15 August 2009 - 12:42 AM

What?! Did everyone else chose to move into Tennpenny Tower?
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Posted 15 August 2009 - 12:47 AM

I like the one about old people and abstinence.
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Posted 15 August 2009 - 01:54 PM

Probably the one that gave me a small smile (no more) was the one bout the neutron walking into a bar...
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Posted 16 August 2009 - 03:38 AM

The jokes are delivered in a such a straight tone of voice that they remind of a a standup comedian who fails to be funny. They only manage to elicit a weak smile because so many of them are so corny.
What I actually do like about the Robo Butlers is their unsubtitled lines of dialogue:
"Hello madam, what can I do for you?"; and then the Butler mutters under his breath, something like "I hope nothing comes to mind" -it's not an actual quote because it has been quite long since I had a RoboButler. I don't qualify for a Megaton Residence or Tenpenny Tower suite until I'm almost level 20. With both Lucas Simms as Mr. Burke I fail the Speech challenge, so they refuse to fork over more caps if I do things their way; so quite frankly they can both kiss my [hindquarters] and I choose -roleplaying- to ignore either request. Let the Church of Atom have their live nuke. But I digress, as I so often do.
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Posted 16 August 2009 - 04:05 AM

View PostTarinator, on Aug 14 2009, 03:00 AM, said:

They aren't exactly funny...But I would have to say my favorite was "I ounce visited a creamatorium that gave discounts for burn victims".


Mine too :thumbsup:
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Posted 16 August 2009 - 05:02 AM

I clearly see that my posts are shorthand thinking that a close friend would understand. My apologies for forgetting where I am and assuming I have any close friends here.
The same apology goes out to anyone else who may have found my posts confusing.


I know what you mean by their off line talk. Ask them, "How does the Laboratory work?" When they finished explaining about the detoxification function the imitation of human undertones, under their breath, Mr. Wadsworth says something like, "With all the chems going through your body it could overload and break the lab equipment."

I am searching through the Uploads list before I decide to start doing any modding of a robot. I started one mod awhile back and I was going to post for some help and found out someone had already done it. I check this pages mods first to see if anyone has already got what I want and then I can play the game more instead of modding for half an hour a night.
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